Filipino Invite

A non invite. A invitation to an event that was never offered as there is no intent for the inviter to actually have the potential invitee attend.

J: Hey did you invite Jim to your party?
M: No, he got the ole Filipino Invite.

by Omega Sweat January 6, 2012

It’s not intuitive

I’m too stupid to figure it out, but I want to sound smart saying it.

That website payment function is poorly designed. It’s not intuitive.

by Fat cat 65 January 22, 2020

inutrasha

Koga's name for Inuyasha

Koga "Don't tell me you're with that dog-eared mutt, InuTrasha!!!"

by CrazyStace January 7, 2004

Thanks for the Invite

A common phrase spoken when you did not get an invite to an event. You say it for no real reason at all just to get a reaction from people or to let them know that you are in disappointment that you did not get invited. Even if it is something of no interest to you, you say it anyways!

"Hey guys, we sure had fun last night didn't we?" A boy in the room raises his head and says: "Thanks for the invite"

Invite can be interchanged with Intro, when you did not get introduced to someone.

by Big Deal22 January 21, 2011

intuitate

To have an intuition or intuitation. Those without it call it genius, those with it say it's recognizing the badassedness how things fit together.

You'll be fine on the test, just intuitate the answers from the questions themselves.

Maybe if you weren't such a dumbass you'd rely on intuitation instead of studying.

by Nathan M December 14, 2005

lover's intuition

When two lovers seem to know how the other is feeling, even when they are apart.

Julie had been feeling sad all day, when she received a surprise message from her lover (Mark) asking her if she was alright.
Julie had never told Mark she was sad, but his lover's intuition told him something was wrong.

by PurpleParadox April 15, 2012

init

Shortened version of ' IS IT NOT '. A question, probably, when originally shortened, but now used by English people in about every fucking sentence they say. Half the time it's used as a response, where most people might say 'yes/yeah' or 'really/wow' or 'damn/shit' ... init/innit is used.

1
ME - 'I went to the store'
U - 'innit'
Me - ' Bought some milk and bread and smokes and went home, watched BB on TV'
U - 'innit'

2
" So me was out with me boys, innit, and we was going to get some beers, innit, when this guy, yeah, like comes up to us, yeah, innit, and he was like Gimme some change, we was like, innit"

by Hoki June 17, 2004