14 Inch Grinch

The term “14 Inch Grinch” means 14 inch monster cock that challenges god himself for the throne to rule all of man kind

Justin has a big 14 Inch Grinch! he almost ripped my ass in half

by 14InchGrinch Weilder January 24, 2019

1-Inch Lance

The weenie of someone whose name begins with the letter "P."

Hopefully Parker doesn't give Brennan his "1-inch lance!"

by slurp999 January 21, 2021

12 inch dick

The mythical size of a normal males dick.

CHAT ROOM 1

Chatter 1
"i have a 12 inch dick !"

Chatter 2
"thats like a unicorn!"

Chatter 1
"what do you mean?"

Chatter 2
"it doesn't exist"

12 inch dick

by TO YODA MYTHICAL I AM. September 30, 2010

one inch wonder

The one inch wonder is a wang that is 1 inch. It's not as good as the 2 inch tornado, but it beats the half inch disaster, but then again, it will never beat the quarter inch killer.

Hey look at that kid with his one inch wonder acting all cool and shit, he wished he had the quarter inch killa.

by quarter inch killaz r c00l yo January 10, 2006

8 inch curl

To give oneself, recieve, or give another a handjob.

Q: "What did you do today?"
A: "Several sets of 8 inch curls, and then laundry"

by Scandall May 25, 2008

one inch pinch

a small penis, usually found on guys who are assholes

my friend Scott B. has a one inch pinch

by YOURE MOM July 23, 2006

6 inch penis

Considered by many to be the average size for a penis.

" Meh, he's average "

" At least I have a 6 inch penis "

by Bill Abnovsky August 18, 2006