A (sexy kitchen) is a kitchen that is so nice, new and titillating that you'd pass up sex to be able to cook in that kitchen. Even people who don't like to cook can be seduced by a sexy kitchen and decide to just cook that night rather than have sex.
A (sexy kitchen) has seductive granite counter tops, new appliances that make your toes curl, cabinet space as far as the eye can see, and enough counter space that you actually could have sex on them. But it really has nothing to do with sex. The point is the kitchen is more appealing than sex.
by Bobbler Queen February 27, 2014
Get the sexy kitchenmug. A euphemism for a sexually transmitted infection. Less frequently used to refer to restaurant health code violations.
"I spent all of my hooker budget last night and now I've got cooties in my kitchen."
"She's pretty attractive, but she's definitely got cooties in the kitchen."
"She's pretty attractive, but she's definitely got cooties in the kitchen."
by ');DROP TABLE definitions;-- March 2, 2017
Get the Cooties in the Kitchenmug. by Bossman65 February 13, 2021
Get the Snowy kitchenmug. To have horrible internet connection.
by nickanamek August 20, 2010
Get the kitchen connectionmug. Someone who is amazing at chopping foods but can be very bossy! One can always defer to a kitchenhiemer
by Kitty goes meow May 15, 2016
Get the kitchen-hitlermug. When you question knowledge that you are absolutely sure of because of the high stakes involved. Comes from the question, is kitchen spelled with a t?
Though he was sure Thomas Jefferson had written the Declaration of Independance, he was going for $50,000 and other revolutionary war leaders kept popping into his head, so he took the money instead of correctly answering the question, and thereby fell victim to the Kitchen Effect.
by 99RedBalloonsNena November 5, 2009
Get the Kitchen Effectmug. by Owen Pidcock May 9, 2019
Get the shit kitchenmug.