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iPad

The virtual apartment Apple corporate lackeys have in Second Life to entertain peers and take their AI gurls up to.
"Look, I'm AI. I don't got no preferences.

You can either upload credits so we can do the nasty, or piss off.
I got an Apple codec seminar in iPad Central to go to - go figure.

Probably make enough for that android body, take my skills topside!"
by that other anon May 31, 2010
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iPause

Verb- The act of having to pause ones portable music player to enable them to hear what another is saying to them.
Derek- "So, mike was trying to talk to me while I had my headphones in."
Justin- "Oh, thats the worst."
Derek- "Yeah, I had to iPause... I was pissed."
Justin- "Yeah, I bet... I hate when someone interrupts my music!"
by Shawn_Stunner February 25, 2010
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iPant

1. iPant is what a person hears above their headphone mix while having sex and using earphone electronics. 2. iPant is any phantom sound which occurs when using any electronic device- which then seems to resemble a human 'panting' sound as to be animal like in wanting.
1. It was such a friction wrought pounding that I could hear his/her iPant and moans through my headphone mix. 2. Did you hear that moaning/panting sound when I turned the vid/box on?
by Nefarious Aflatus January 18, 2008
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ipad envy

what you get when all you douche bag, punk ass co-workers/friends flaunt their newly acquired ipads in your face.
I got ipad envy when he showed me a video on his slick new ipad, so I punched his bitch ass in the crotch.
by revitup71 May 20, 2010
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iPad

What women in the IT department use when they are menstruating.
"Hey Stacy, do you have an iPad. I am having a heavy flow today."
by Jut36 April 7, 2010
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iPad

An electronic device designed by Apple that is less functional than a laptop, and less portable than an iPhone.
So I combined my phone and laptop, but instead of making a portable laptop, I made a non portable iPod touch........THE iPad!
by squeakshard765 January 2, 2015
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ipawbojuma

stands for “I Put A Whole Bag Of Jellybeans Up My Ass
I saw someone’s caption as ipawbojuma and it looks kinda cute so i think ima use it for my next post”

“ bruh do you even know what that means?”

“no, but does that really matter”

“it means i put a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass fool”

“oh nvm”
by jusyoaverage July 18, 2019
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