2 definitions by Jut36

What women in the IT department use when they are menstruating.
"Hey Stacy, do you have an iPad. I am having a heavy flow today."
by Jut36 April 7, 2010
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Where you take a shit so massive that is can be described as slamming the toilet.
"What did you eat Dude, your Slam Closet smells like pumpkins and garbage!"
by Jut36 October 29, 2009
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