Definitions by Jut36

iPad

What women in the IT department use when they are menstruating.

"Hey Stacy, do you have an iPad. I am having a heavy flow today."

iPad by Jut36 April 7, 2010

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Where you take a shit so massive that is can be described as slamming the toilet.

"What did you eat Dude, your Slam Closet smells like pumpkins and garbage!"

Slam Closet by Jut36 October 29, 2009

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