A Caucasian male, usually 40-65 years of age who moves to coastal states in the United States of America. Moves to these states despite hating them for being Democrat ran. Easily identifiable because he owns an American pickup truck (Chevy, GMC, Dodge, or some other brand) with an Idaho license plate.
A key feature of an Idaho man is his behavior. He has a strong hatred for pedestrians or cars in front of his home idling for longer than 30 seconds. If this happens, he will walk out and harshly question their activities whilst filming with his smartphone. After he's tried so hard to pick a fight, the person he's filming will usually leave. He will then post the video on the popular website Nextdoor. Even though most of the comments will say stuff along the lines of "Get a fucking life dude." The two or three people who agree with him make him feel like a hero, and the cycle repeats. This behavior can be explained by the fact that he's most likely lived in the middle of nowhere his entire life, so he never learned what a pedestrian is, or how to interact with another human being.
Basically, an Idaho man is equally pitiful and terrifying. Remember, this guy votes, and he's most likely moving to a neighborhood near you.
Disclaimer: Not every person from Idaho is an Idaho man. An Idaho Man is similar to a Florida Man; there's a lot of people from both states, and he just happened to be one of them.
A key feature of an Idaho man is his behavior. He has a strong hatred for pedestrians or cars in front of his home idling for longer than 30 seconds. If this happens, he will walk out and harshly question their activities whilst filming with his smartphone. After he's tried so hard to pick a fight, the person he's filming will usually leave. He will then post the video on the popular website Nextdoor. Even though most of the comments will say stuff along the lines of "Get a fucking life dude." The two or three people who agree with him make him feel like a hero, and the cycle repeats. This behavior can be explained by the fact that he's most likely lived in the middle of nowhere his entire life, so he never learned what a pedestrian is, or how to interact with another human being.
Basically, an Idaho man is equally pitiful and terrifying. Remember, this guy votes, and he's most likely moving to a neighborhood near you.
Disclaimer: Not every person from Idaho is an Idaho man. An Idaho Man is similar to a Florida Man; there's a lot of people from both states, and he just happened to be one of them.
Rob: You see that video of that weirdo on Nextdoor?
Jordan: Which one?
Rob: The one where the dude films some couple because they stood in front of his house while looking at their phone.
Jordan: Oh! Oh. That's Liam, he's some Idaho Man who lives on Pine avenue.
Rob: Is that the guy with the rusty Chevy with an NRA sticker on it? And the patchy lawn?
Jordan: Yea, that guy.
Jordan: Which one?
Rob: The one where the dude films some couple because they stood in front of his house while looking at their phone.
Jordan: Oh! Oh. That's Liam, he's some Idaho Man who lives on Pine avenue.
Rob: Is that the guy with the rusty Chevy with an NRA sticker on it? And the patchy lawn?
Jordan: Yea, that guy.
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