2 definition by MoondogIIe

A city that contains low class people who get off by shooting each other to people who think they're better than everyone else because they're health conscious by eating wheat grass and remaining non- mainstream. But in reality they just make themselves look like fools for acting cooler than they really are. It's also a city full of college students and other opportunists who probably realized the harsh reality that being successful in Hollywood is hard, but at that point they spent their last $500 on a plane ticket, and an apartment

But back to the city itself, in the early 20th century, a few businessmen realized that their proposed plan to build a city needed one thing that didn't have, Water. So what they did is bought a little bit of land in Owen's valley and drained the entire lake to make their wet dreams of a city come true. They built an aqueduct and eventually purchased and shot their way all the way to a body of water that is currently referred to as: Mono Lake, and diverted the water to their city. But in 1978, the Audubon Society was able to prevent this. And conservation efforts have expanded from there.

But back to today and Los Angeles is now stealing water from the California Central Valley too. But just remember, without stealing water from farmers, natives, and killing ecosystems. The world wouldn't have things like Pulp Fiction, Citizen Kane, Casablanca, and many more amazing films.

when a man puts toothpaste on his penis before engaging in oral sex, used to give his partner a minty cleaning