Hooters

Main eating establishment for men whose girlfriends have small breasts.

"Hooters makes me happy! Wish my damn wife had some tits."

by KingdomCum January 23, 2003

hooped

caught in a situation that has no obvious solution

We are kind of hooped because the guy to interview you doesn't come in to work for another two hours.

by dp June 11, 2003

hooker sex

having sex without kissing.

He's a lousy kisser, so I just had hooker sex with him.

by Rizzzle November 16, 2006

hookerfink

noun; pussy, normally belonging to a guys sister, and the act of incest. An overly hot/done (usually with botox, silicone, or overdone make-up, whoreish, but not quite there) woman, or teens pussy.

Hookerfinkish- adj; to look like a pussy, or to be in the essence of hooker-like beauty; To look like one has hookerfink.

When told to leave a party because of un-popularity, one girl may reply to the "party thrower" "go suck hookerfink betch!" meaning as an insult, like go fvck yourself!, or go fvck your sister, or something like that.

"what a hookerfinkish whore!"; What a hookerfinkish bar/club"-refering to a club with loose pussy or sluts everywhere.

by airee47584 March 17, 2008

hooderific

Having displayed profound gangster qualities

Matt seemed quite thugged out today, some may even say he was hooderific

by bob-dizzle March 12, 2010

Hooker Cards

Advertisements in the form of trading cards that you receive in Vegas while walking down the strip.

flick, flick, flick, flick ... flick, flick, flick, flick.

Tourist: "What's that sound?"
Mexican: "Ladies, smoke, week, blow, strip club?"
Tourist: "How about a pile of those hooker cards?"
Mexican: flick, flick, flick, flick ... flick, flick, flick, flick.

Tourist 2: "What's that sound?"

by Michelle Spirits March 18, 2010

Hooker stand

The way a hooker stands in her heels when she is working one heel up against the wall the other on the ground

Stop using hooker stand out here or otherwise you will be mistaken for a hooker

by Rock n roll with Ziggy March 18, 2021