Gold Card Hippie

A rich person who thinks he or she is a hippie. A phony. They have hippie tendencies but always include modifications to ensure comfort and please their rich tastes. For instance, a Gold Card Hippie will only go to a Grateful Dead show if there is assigned seating and they have the most expensive seats and wear nicely pressed tie dyed shirts (which they only break out once a year) and try to dress like they don’t care with clothing from the most expensive designers. They generally can be seen at coffee houses drinking seven dollar coffee while surfing their incredibly expensive lap tops. They can also be seen at Whole Foods rudely blocking the food bar spending tremendous amounts of money on salads.

I went camping with Chad last weekend, that Gold Card Hippie brought an air mattress, his Wall Street Journal and a generator to power an air conditioner for the tent. I was so sickened by him, I gave him an Alabama Alarm Clock.

by Big Fizz March 31, 2010

hippie

A hippie is a person who is comfortable enough with themselves that they do not hold judgements against anyone else. They are usually happy people and tend to/try to spread their happiness everywhere they go. A true hippie does not categorise themselves by the way they dress but by the way they act. To be a hippie is to be part of the larger view of peaceful activism. There are although, many different groups of hippies:
1.the gonja tye dyed hippie
2.the holistic healing hippie
3.the festival touring hippie
4.the hipster/weirdo raver hippie
etc.
There are so many different types of hippies in the world that they have become a whole different race of people.

I think, if the world was consumed by hippies, if we took over the population, things would look much more green and beautiful.

by mrsmegnolia May 23, 2006

Neo-Hippie

noun.

Neo-Hippie describes a merging of the ideals of hippie, rave, punk, slacker, and internet culture. Beliefs based on community and peaceful cooperation, outside of the mainstream. Strongly opinionated but open and accepting of others and differing opinions. Many prefer a life style involving the therapeutic use of psychedelics and empathogens. Often they embrace the diy life style, vegetarianism, veganism, anarchism, communism. They will drop everything to help a friend in need, and often feel a sense of family within their community.

Their way of dress varies greatly, but you can usually spot them by their lack of care, and very loose comfortable clothing.

The neo-hippie can be found at clubs, raves, shows, protest, used book and thrift stores, and non corporate coffee shops.

Nick- What happened to us, remember punk rock for life?

Dave- Well we still go to shows, and love punk rock, but their is so much more out there.

Nick- Totally, I love going to the club, and swinging poi, and even thou labels are pointless, what have we become.

Dave- I guess you'd call us neo-hippies.

Nick- I agree, because showers are important.

Dave- Most definitely.

by Nick Pryde December 31, 2006

quasi hippie

A step aside from the common hippie; One who shares open mindedness or abstract thought patterns, but adheres to a belief system and code of values.
Slightly abnormal member of society who has perception of the world enough to see the corruption and ambition enough to want to take part in making a small difference in it.

That quasi hippie chick from school is looking for a male companion that shares her outlook.

by roseofthedust November 28, 2004

hippie haircut

When one lights one's hair on fire while attempting to smoke pot.

Dude check it out you just got a hippie haircut! Jesus that smells.

by Jaredbishop May 19, 2008

hippie hybrid

A combination of swag and hydro; smoked in the serious situation when one is getting low on the good shit and is trying to conserve.

Dude Gelfer, that hippie hybrid got my head high.

by G Lish April 23, 2005

Hippie Killer

1.) A slang term for barbers who do not cut long hair.

2.) A slang term used by barbers to descibe a service involving cutting long hair and beard to create a more conservative look.

1.) If you want long surfer hair don't go to that barber, he's a hippie killer

2.) John had an interview coming up so I gave him the ol' hippie killer.

by xxforeverxgoldxx June 13, 2016