A Hershey Schmear is the result of wiping your ass too early. In other words, instead of cleaning your ass, you actually "schmear" a piece of shit still dangling from your asshole all over your ass resulting in a gooey mess. This, quite frequently, takes a half-roll of toilet paper to clean-up. Hershey Schmear.
I would have been out of the bathroomsooner but I had a "Hershey Schmear" and ran out of toilet paper.
I made a "Hershey Schmear" and wiped shit halfway up my back
Oh, I gave myself a Hershey Schmear just yesterday. It made me late for work.
I made a "Hershey Schmear" and wiped shit halfway up my back
Oh, I gave myself a Hershey Schmear just yesterday. It made me late for work.
by JimTimH. August 13, 2012
Get the Hershey Schmearmug. When you are getting a really good blow job, cum in her mouth, then pull your dick out super fast, grab her by the hair, turn her around and let a huge wet festering fart into her mouth.
Ex 1. Last night I was in the club bathroom doing cocaine and I Hershey Blew this bitch so hard she had shit coming out her nose.
Ex 2. "What happened to you?"
"I wouldn't stop being offended at the PTA meeting so my husband Hershey Blew me later."
Hershey Blow: To let a wet fart into ones mouth after cumming in it.
Ex 2. "What happened to you?"
"I wouldn't stop being offended at the PTA meeting so my husband Hershey Blew me later."
Hershey Blow: To let a wet fart into ones mouth after cumming in it.
by Eli1117 March 25, 2020
Get the Hershey Blowmug. by The Yeddi September 28, 2005
Get the hershey kissmug. To pee into anothers rectum, combining the golden shower with vigourous fudgepacking. Don't forget the rubber sheets!
During a bout of drugged assplay, Dolan required a Golden Hershey from Whisenant. The rubber sheets were forgotten, and the mess was impressive.
by Sir Baron Scotch of Ihop October 17, 2011
Get the Golden Hersheymug. by KerriBerriWithNoCherri February 5, 2017
Get the Hershey Kissmug. Jumping on the hood of someone's car in gridlock traffic and pressing your anus onto the windshield while pooping.
I was driving home from work the other day when suddenly a man in a trench coat jumped onto the hood of my car and gave me a Hershey kiss. My windshield wipers did not help matters.
by ewwwwgross0000 May 22, 2010
Get the Hershey Kissmug. "I didn't care for grade I received in freshman biology, so I left a Hershey's Kiss on the teacher's porch."
by J. McDonnell January 11, 2005
Get the Hershey's Kissmug.