jordan heffern

Smart, beautiful and nice is how u described a Jordan Heffern. She is insicure at times but she is perfect. She is super athletic and lovable. Gets all the guys. Amazing at soccer, hockey and running.

Dude your date last night was a total Jordan Heffern
Your daughter is such a Jordan Heffern

by Evadely November 1, 2013

(to) hepner

Used to replace (to) happen.
Irregular verb.
Present Form: hepner
Simple Past: hepnered
Past Participle: hepnerred
Sounds better when it is used together with "it" like in the third, fourth and fifth example.

In the following examples, (to) hepner replaces (to) happen.

1) No matter what shit hepners,
we will always do the same thing:

The exchange of the disc drive(s)

2) Don't forget to sort the cables, otherwise shit can hepner.

3) What hepners, it hepners, shit hepners.

4) You know that it will hepner.

5) "Hepner it will." - Yoda, from Star Wars: The Last Jedi

by YouGotHepnerred January 18, 2018

jaylen heffernan

the most attractive man to walk the earth. amazing personality and could make you laugh even if you’re mad. anyone would be lucky to have a jaylen but not my jaylen cause he’s already mine. did i forget great in bed ?

jaylen heffernan and jaelyn are the cutest of them all

by Jaelyn Tillman June 30, 2018

Hugh Heifner

Da sex-obsessed multi-millionaire socialite who caused immeasurable damage to many women's overall outlook of themselves, and made them feel just like cattle to be bred and traded.

Hugh Heifner himself may have shuffled off, but his despicable empire lives on.

by QuacksO October 25, 2018

Kevin Heffernan

A big hot man who can slam and welcome to Japan. He often steals the ladies hearts, but he always gives them back. Kevin stands at 4'7 and is addicted to steroids. If you meet Kevin heffernan he will try to induct you into a insurance scam. He is just a straight up cool guy B)

You see that guy? What a Kevin heffernan

by Mint Milano March 19, 2019

Thomas Heffner

A fine ass person

Thomas Heffner-fine,athletic,funny, and intelligent.

by her💗 November 22, 2021

Heather Heffner

Heather Heffner is one of a kind, thats for sure. She's the kind of gal that gets triggered at the smallest of mistakes. Another word for her would be Karen, but using such a word in her presence would make her force you to do 569 squat jumps around the track while you watch your other friends sneak away to get free Great Harvest samples and steal shopping carts off the road. She has been gifted as one of the most passive aggresive people on planet Earth and keeps a beating stick with her at all times. She can sometimes be a total control freak. She's the kind of lady that takes 10% coffee beans and 90% the dirt it was grown in. Her coffee is sacred and should never be drop kicked. Ever. Overall Heather Heffner is an intersting person if you get to know her.

Dude quit acting like a heather heffner, it's freaking me out.

by Definitely not a Hawk January 20, 2022