Holiday Heffer

Someone who goes out of their way to ruin your holidays. mainly christmas

Sally: Hey Juniper lets go get some crackers for Christmas day!!!

Juniper: Nah, Christmas is for Losers...

Sally: You Holiday Heffer!!!

by MurphMonster January 3, 2009

Swamp Heffa

A term used to describe a female who is overly disgusting. Appearing to possibly be linked to the backwood swamp areas of southern mississippi.

That swamp heffa is just NASTY!! She had the nerve to sleep w/ her best friend's boyfriend, stole her grandmother's jewerly and pawned it, and wore white after Labor Day!

by TOzz256 August 24, 2011

John Hefford

normal dude who is a slave at Canadas wonder. Has two retarded dogs MASSIVE COCK.

OMG john hefford is hot

by pplover22 August 30, 2022

heffer111

coolest man in the world, best at everything. has a large penis

Man, I wish I as cool as heffer111.

by notheffer111 March 30, 2003

heffler

to fuck one's armpit

or armpit sex

henry frequently heffles anna fortuna.

then sucks her foopa.

henry's such a damn heffler

by siobahn March 10, 2008

heffa

Misspelling of Hereford, the type of cow to which distastefully large people are compared.

Heffa is a word used by people who are ignorant of the word Hereford.

by gridsleep March 30, 2020

heffa

a word dasha uses to call people mean nasty things because she like to call people mean and nasty thing

dasha said, "what you say heffa!?"

by biglydogg March 8, 2004