Jacob Heath

CEO of hentai, Adidas tracksuits and Slavs. Has countless hentai memes and potatoes. Creator of the Spinach and Potato muffin
Say the word feminism if you wish to die at the hands of this man

“I tried Jacob Heaths muffins, I threw up on my child”
“I did a Jacob Heath and I annoyed a feminist”

by Slavicweeb April 28, 2020

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Heath mumbauer

The only true African-American. Largest penis of all mammal and certainly the funniest person you will ever meet! His humor is quite infuriating at times

You got me fucked up heath mumbauer!

by Shitposting101 June 1, 2020

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these girls are really kind but kinda short and clingy. don’t worry if you know a willow hood job that’s so cool but maybe don’t spend too much time with them because they will stick on to you like the sticky hand things. WILLOWS ARE ALSO SO PRETTY OMG WTH THEY ARE GORGEOUS

is that a ‘willow heath’, they are so clingy but so pretty

by ehlinnit September 20, 2020

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Heath Turner

Why is he so sweet to you? Because "you haven't given him a reason not to be." He's shy, but bold and passionate. He says what he thinks no matter how people will take it. He is strong, both in will and in power and he doesn't hesitate to help you out. He doesn't see in himself what we see everyday, and yet he makes you feel like a princess no matter the price. He deserves so much more than I can give him, but I hope I get much more time with him to give what I can :)

To Heath Turner, "Ditto, my Heathy Nugget. "

by Starfish_034 September 23, 2020

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