chocolate hawk

When you're rock climbing and you have to poop off the rock face.

Josh ate too much granola and soy protein shakes while climbing and had to drop a chocolate hawk half way up the cliff.

by Munstadi July 29, 2017

Gooch Hawk

Gooch Hawk is a genital pube-style in which a male shaves his entire genitalia but completely disregards the Gooch. The Gooch's pubic hair then grows out of proportion and journeys to the anus. This trail protrudes between the butt cheeks resembling a "mohawk". This is called a Gooch Hawk.

Girl 1: Hey how was your date with Chayane?

Girl 2: Everything went well until he took me home.

Girl 1: Why's that?

Girl 2: He shaved everything but his GOOCH. The hair was so long it penetrated his ass crack.

Girl 1: Oh he must have been sporting one of those Gooch Hawks.

by Brandnew305 November 14, 2011

zipper hawking

Girls checking out a guys package through his tight jeans. Female equivalent of guys checking out cameltoes.

"Hey, Rhonda... lets go to the club and do a little zipper hawking."

by Scooter Tramp August 13, 2012

hawk smash

when you have to run to the toilet to take a shit and as soon as your pants hit the floor your rectum knows its time to release a hawksmash into the toilet. Often includes big splashes.

Dan: What is wrong with you dude?

Ryan: I need a bathroom, so i can take this hawk smash

by ryan jjumbo January 12, 2011

Scissor hawk

A lesbian that is on the prowl for a hook up.

That girl at the bar talking to Sara is definitely a scissor hawk!

by Puppy_woof January 7, 2016

peepee hawk

a person thatt checks out a man penis while standing next to him at the urinals in the bathroom

bro, you see that guy in the bathroom, he was definitely peepee hawking on me.

by johnny hammersticksss November 22, 2010

Hawk Harrelson

THE most annoying announcer, not just in baseball but in all of sports. Has coined some catchphrases so lame that they would even embarrass that fool Stuart Scott. Phrases such as "grab some bench" and "he gone". Wow, what a wordsmith you are, "Hawk". Gee Hawk, why don't you tell us about your awesome .239 career batting average, and how you gave up baseball to be a failure as a professional golfer.

Hawk Harrelson sucks so bad that he could be on ESPN.

by The Slow Kid October 5, 2007