Black Hatter

noun
/blak hadər/

One who practices an Earth based spirituality that predates Buddhism, Hinduism, Islamism, Judeo-Christianity, or Sikhism.

"I have fellowship with Black Hatters on Monday."
"My Black Hatter group picks up litter around the lake on Earth Day."

by Skellatina December 23, 2020

Blue Hatter

A racist person that shows there racism by wearing a blue hat
Blue aka anti-asian
2007-present

Look at that racist blue Hatter

by O.N.L May 15, 2022

hatty hattington

a handsome gentleman

hey have you met hatty he best frend
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hatty hattington is handsome gentleman

by halflifefan69 August 24, 2022

Top hatting

Top hatting to take a picture of one’s penis on Snapchat and to put a picture of a top hat where one’s tip is also commonly mistaken for Lincolning top hat is used to get girls to be impressed with creativity

Dave-ayye yo bro this girls really into me what do I do
Micheal-man have you tried top hatting her

by Mad hatter man October 16, 2022

Hard Hatting

Hard hatting is the act of defecating a particularly hard tip of a turd. Oftentimes, this is followed by super soft serve poop, or diarrhea.

Todd says, "Hey man, we gotta get going!"

Gary says, "Yeah, I'll get Bob out of the john."

Knock, knock, knock....

Gary says, "Hey Bob, we gotta get going!"

Bob says, "Hold on! I'm hard hatting in here!"

by Gnat Masterson January 23, 2023

Mickey hatton

1. Talks alotta shit in a press conference and don't turn up and having nothing else to do.

2. Chucking a sick day.

3. Lost his confidence.

I'm gonna be successful today but than pull a mickey hatton.

by Kingkong28 March 26, 2023

Double-hatting

The act of wearing two hats to keep head extra dry.

You better be double-hatting today, it’s raining hard outside!

by Gibby Donate January 4, 2024