beer having

When you're already drunk and crack open and have another beer with the boys.

"Me and the boys out here beer having"
"But aren't you already drunk as fuck?"

by Alcoholic BeerBoy May 1, 2019

Having a lend

An Australian term meaning to be lying to a person for one's own amusement.

"He said she had an STI"
"He's only having a lend of you"

by ZStardust April 5, 2012

Pre-heating

First step of three in beer pong leading to being "on fire"
After making one cup, a person may say I am pre-heating. If he makes their next shot, he will be "heating up." And if he make their next shot after that, he are "on fire"
Coined by the famous Marshall Finkelstein.

Marshall: Yo it's my first shot of the game and am already pre-heating.
Ian: Bro so am I!
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Christian: Pre-heating muthafuckaaaaaaaaaaaa

by Upstanding Citizen 331 December 4, 2011

Hatin' Chairs

Becoming so anihilated drunk that you start pushing chairs around.
The chairs may be bar stools, rocking chairs, or any other form of sitting furniture.
Most commonly done at a bar in front of a large group of witnesses but may also be done in other venues.
Exception: other forms of stationary objects may be substituted. In example: slot machines, trees, tables, etc

Shane "what are you up to brian?"
Brian "Hatin' chairs"

or

"I was totally hatin' chairs last night"

by bundas May 12, 2010

Having a puff

Australian slang for the act of smoking methamphetamine in a glass pipe

"Lets have a big puff"
"Fuck i need a puff"
"That was a big puff"

"Hey you got any puff for sale"
"Come over and have a puff ya cunt"

"I was having a puff"

by Aeons inarms October 19, 2016

Having a Blind Circle-Jerk

When a group of people are thoughtlessly agreeing with each other even if they are holding opposing views.

"Why are all those people talking at the same time? Are they high?"
Nah dude, they're having a Blind Circle-Jerk.

by GroceryClerk July 4, 2018

having my ass

Having my ass is typically used in surprising situations that may or may not be unpleasant. It is very similar to the term "deadass" and these can often be used interchangeably

Cashier: The total for the three plain shirts comes out to $400
Person: Are you having my ass?! That's way too much I don't believe it

by Old Prospector Gus Chiggins March 11, 2021