A sexy mysterious dream girl, her beauty will stun you in a heartbeat and if you happen to survive the shock you'll only start convulsing once she speaks to you for the first time with the voice of an angle. Only the ancient Gods of Olympus could have designed such a muse, she's smart, funny, humble, creative, artistic, plays music and is genuinely one of the sweetest people you will ever meet. In the wise words of Special38, the now defunct Southern Rock band from the 80s, hold on loosely but don't let it go.
"Fuck that girl, Harper Mahood, is a bombshell 10/10 how am I gonna go and get her number?"
"Dude you could never man I hear she's dating a guy named Zach Jones."
"Dude you could never man I hear she's dating a guy named Zach Jones."
by Mr.Rubberfunkyamotha January 17, 2024
Get the Harper Mahoodmug. 22nd Canadian Prime minister (Canadian equivalent to prime minister). I suppose he did decent in handling the economy during the 2008 recession. But still has the flaws of every other conservative pm.
by LoLI'mSOOOOOOOOOFunny June 21, 2021
Get the Stephen Harpermug. Harper is a unique, funny, and interesting person. She makes things seem to have a brighter side and most people would choose her over grades. She tends to wear girly girls and always looks confident wherever she goes. When it comes to boys, she will give you her opinion and gives you great advice. Harper is very compassionate with her abilities and talents.
by alter ego broski May 25, 2024
Get the Harpermug. harper has so many inside jokes with everyone. they’re amazing, except for when they are around some girl named ashlyn.
by ashlyn hater August 12, 2023
Get the harpermug. Raylene Harper is the man of the relationship. <3 Married to Jacob Harper, the funniest fedora wearing bitch.
Person 1: HEY look! It’s Raylene Harper!
Person 2: What are they doing?
Person1: I think they’re pegging Jacob Harper right now
Person 2: What are they doing?
Person1: I think they’re pegging Jacob Harper right now
by Kcrc1587 November 23, 2021
Get the Raylene Harpermug. Harper is that quiet girl who everyone secretly adores. She often keeps her mouth shut, but if you talk to her you will most definitely fall for her. Harpers often have bangs. They are cute and funny but also very timid. They often have several people ask them out but they will usually say no to everyone.
Goddamn, Harper is so insightful.
by #Thatgirl/quiet October 31, 2019
Get the Harpermug. Who all d bitches wanna be. The bomb. Com the myth the legend the goddess herself. The one and fucking only. The baddest bitch
by Garrett09 March 23, 2025
Get the Harper Littlefieldmug.