left handed soccer bat 

term used by military personel to describe something useless, or messed up.

"what the hell is that?! that's more fucked up than a left handed soccer bat

left handed soccer bat by living proof December 12, 2003

Haned

A very handsome individual who seems to always find a way through situations. He is very unserious at times but can also be very trustworthy as a friend / peer.

What a Haned!
Don’t be a Haned!

Haned by Jonathon Rayes November 5, 2018

One handed rodeo 

The sexual act of doing doggy style with one hand in the air for your watching audience

Look that nigga just did the one handed rodeo on that bitch

One handed rodeo by Josef c Bokeyno October 16, 2009

One Handed Dab

A retarded/lazy way of doing a "normal" dab but with only one arm

It is often used by 9 year old Jacob fan's that wan't to be "cool"

Ha! look at that kid doing a One Handed Dab!

One Handed Dab by TooLitTooHandle February 2, 2017

Left-handed cigarette 

A cannabis joint . . marijuana cigarette.

Smoking a left-handed cigarette with a cigarette in my right hand . . puff , puff , pass to the right . .

Left-handed cigarette by chadeau April 29, 2019

yank the hankey 

to wrap a hankercheif around your penis when masturbating, thus causing a heating sensation as the cloth rubs against your penis's head

yankin' the hankey makes the orgasm niiiicccceeee and hotttttttttt

yank the hankey by bomb sauseter December 28, 2004

Hankerin for a shankerin 

When simple island folk visit a big city and seek out a way to get a good old fashioned shanking to earn their validation.

Bobby: "Heading up to Radar this weekend. Golly gee I'm hankerin for a shankerin!!"

Hankerin for a shankerin by Potatoe124 February 25, 2013