Handle Wave

To pass a handle of alcohol while taking a swig and perform the wave as you're doing it.

Friends + Party Bus + Handle of Vodka: "Hey, let's do the Handle Wave!!!!" Pass it around!!

by Emjayrockit May 7, 2011

Handcestors

HANDCESTORS, all the ancestors never born who could have been one's parents/uncles/great-grand-aunts etc. but couldn't due to male masturbation.

I wonder what my handcestors would have been like if they were my ancestors instead.

by Gethturbator October 4, 2016

Handlebar Max

The coolest guy you will ever meet! His handlebar draws all the ladies in and gives him good luck for all his baseball games. He's a sweet, down to Earth guy, that you can't help but love.

Guy: "Who's that guy with the sweet handlebar mustache?"
Other guy: "Uh, that's Handlebar Max."

by ellenweasley October 9, 2018

sandy handle

Used to describe the condition of the male phallus after using it to dig post holes or, more commonly, after spending time at the beach.

Dude! I totally pushed her stool in with my sandy handle yesterday!

by My Cancer has AIDS April 27, 2014

Pizza Handle

The end crust of a pizza usually is thrown away because most don't enjoy the handle because there is no sauce, cheese or other toppings on it.

I usually throw away the Pizza Handle of my pizza slice because there is no flavour

by AbsorbedSpoon3 May 10, 2018

slippery shower handle

When she is riding you reverse cowgirl and your dick slips and causes you great pain, like grabbing a slipper shower handle and falling

Bro, my girl was riding me last night and I pulled a slippery shower handle

by Thatdude41 April 12, 2017

too swag to handle

The best, most amazing, hot, sexy, incredible, badass person to ever exist. They are smart, good looking (both on the inside and on the outside), funny, impressive, talented and a lil crazy. Everyone wants to be them or be with them. They give off chad and multi millionaire boss vibes.

You follow too swag to handle on ig? Can we be friends?

Watch out what you say to them! They are too swag to be lied to!

by cockroach7247 March 5, 2022