Handby

The most Epic surname ever! Only the awesomest people will have it!

There's a 'Cult of Handby' group on Facebook!

The Handby's tend to be accident prone and mentally unstable. They're the absolute shit!

Guy1: That chick is awesome...weird though

Guy 2: Dude, that's cause she's a Handby!

by EmmaSophie November 4, 2010

fuck you buddy handbook

Term used to describe the ethos in a ruthless and amoral, competitive environment.

(for instance, to describe office politics during a layoff period)

"Yeah, I took credit for your work. I would sell my own mother to keep this job. It's the fuck you buddy handbook out there"

similar in meaning to: "dog eat dog"

by Golden Shower October 28, 2007

male handbook

An unwritten book about laws that males must abide by.
1. Don't date your bestfriend's ex.
2. Don't backstab your bestfriend.
3. Bros before hoes.
4. Talk about girl's tits and twats a lot so you don't look gay.
5. Never joke about a guy's sister or mom.
6. Ball tap someone back for revenge.
And so on...

Greg went against the male handbook. He is dating Katelyn even though his bestfriend Andrew broke up with her in the Spring.

by quest?onmyidentity September 21, 2007

handball

The game that everyone seems to claim to have been beastly at when they were in Elementary School.

Alan: Damn, I remember in Elementary School, we used to play handball! I was a beast!

Mike: Damn, bro, so I was! I was the best! I would never sit on the bench!

by GymTyme December 27, 2010

Handback

To fist an anus.

I handbacked that girl last night.

by Jakebooby April 28, 2010

Handgasmic

used to mean anything so amazing as to equate to an orgasm

Guy 1: Chris is about to post a video of his voice
Guy 2: Handgasmic

by Mongolia Ching Hebel September 2, 2010

Handgasm

The self induced orgasm which spawns from the hand.

Little Susie: hey did you get laid last night?

Little Johnny: I wish! Times are rough! I had a handgasm!

by AK47dog June 4, 2015