Hammer spank 

When you oil up someone’s ass and spank it with the power of 1000 hurricanes which knocks the hammer spanked unconscious allowing you to do what you want with their body.

Isaac hammer spanked storm so fuckin hard last night.

Hammer spank by Isaac fucked storm June 3, 2018

Hammer Bite

Hammer Bite is the pinch suffered when the web of the shooting hand is caught between the hammer and beavertail safety during recoil of Colt (original Government Model) 1911 .45 caliber pistols. Similar to Beretta Bite but specific to guns which can pinch between hammer and another portion of the gun

Jimmy thought he would impress his friends with his Daddy's gun at the range but everyone laughed when he dropped it after suffering a hammer bite.

Hammer Bite by Snap-Tite May 3, 2011

hammer pump 

Masturbation or causing male ejaculation by hand

No she didn't let me hit it, but she did given me a good ole' fashioned hammer pump, so at least I slept well.

hammer pump by N. VonBachbeater September 20, 2006

Hammer mansion

Boxer shorts worn by a dude packin' heat.

Banana hammocks and grape smugglers are WAY too restrictive, so I always rock the hammer mansions.

Hammer mansion by trojanhorse August 5, 2009

hammer bacon

Humping

Using the large forward pelvic thrust withdrawn completely out of the bacon hole so that the bacon gets hammered. :) Yes I masterbate and know nothing about this. and thus you "hammer bacon"

hammer bacon by texas chilli bowl July 31, 2011

hammer myself 

1. When you're about to participate in the act of an extremely good tugging

2. What you tell someone when you're about to participate in wild masterbation / annialating yourself sexually

Guys, I'd love to stay and chat, but I'm going to hop on xnxx and throw on an orgasm compilation and just absolutely hammer myself.

I'm so horny for a ravaging I'm going to turn on bukkake porn and hammer myself until I splooge right into the carpet.

hammer myself by TwonnyTrash January 20, 2016

hammer squirrel

ass clown who tries to get something done (but not very hard) and gets nothing done

Fucking hammer squirrel spent $ 10,000 on a birthday party for herself and forgot to come to the party!

hammer squirrel by Steph the U!! June 30, 2016