Hammer Timed

An expression used to describe the current, planned, or post, state of extreme inebriation of yourself or an observed individual.

Did you see that girl just torch her bangs while lighting that cigarette, shes got to be so Hammer Timed!

Man the only way id ever consider bang'in that dude is if I was totally Hammer Timed.

by Craigorator November 8, 2007

hammer-time

A catchphrase that was used by MC Hammer when he would start dancing.

"Wo-o, uh-uh-uh, uh-o, HAMMA TIME... HAMMA TIME!"

by The Hobgibbon March 23, 2005

box of hammers

A large quantity of blunt objects used in reference to intellectual capability.

Paris Hilton is as dumb as a box of hammers.

by Glenn Burbank August 4, 2006

douche hammer

King of all douches. All other douches tremble in his presence.

Wow, look at that guy.. what a douche hammer.

by matt musser March 26, 2007

Slop Hammer

It's like dry hammering without the structure and formalities

I slop hammered the fuck out of that girl last night. Now her vagina looks like a box of cow tongues...

by flap jack shish-ca-bums September 20, 2009

hammer turkey

redneck version of ham or turkey, usually comes to place when a person is asked wut they want for dinner

"Honey, wutchu want, hammer turkey?"

by Christy Newman June 6, 2005

hammer boner

A hammerhead shark, only not a shark.

My pants are the beneficiary of an impressive hammer boner.

by The Product Lexicon December 18, 2008