horse-molested

the act of getting completely fucked beyond recognition. destroyed.

"the French military didn't stand a chance in WWII, If they hadn't surrendered, they easily would have been horse-molested

by HorseWithGloves August 30, 2018

horses hoof

rhyming slang for a 'poof' or homosexual man

person one: look at that shore boy over there, he looks like a horses hoof with his little pink shirt and yellow hotpants
person two: you know it!

by shanos August 06, 2006

horse shit

being worse then bull shit.

Situation: Dealer pulls a 21 when you have a 20.

Response: "This is horse shit!"

by Fatboy October 31, 2003

Horse Jumping

An adrenaline rush. Feeling the horse pushing off of the ground, the feeling of extreme power and freedom. Feeling like you are flying, leaving your worries behind you.

Horse jumping is the best, free-est, most powerful adrenaline rush you will ever have.

by blablablalkjdfjuehrgnsajfy4q3 December 30, 2010

clothes horse

A person who is passionate about new clothes. A big shopper and consequently, a big spender.

Suzy is a real clothes horse!

by Former Clothes Horse Husband April 26, 2006

feeding a horse

the act of sticking your hand down the pants of a woman who is extremely horny.

"I had that girl so turned on that by the time I stuck my hand down her pants, it felt like I was feeding a horse."

by ChapmasterFlex27 March 16, 2010

horse cock

A concrete vibrator

After we poured the slab, we had to consolidate the wet concrete with a horse cock.

by Lord Butterknife December 16, 2016