Horae

A middle-aged Asian Woman, typically Chinese, that creates a problem to solution to feel needed. Usually the chaos is created for self-interest gains and securing a position of power.

Hey did you see Horae just dumped out our whole corporate accounting file in exchange for her friends accounting software?

by Thatoneeinstein November 21, 2022

Jim Horan

free always and forever

"Are you busy this weekend?" "No. I'm Jim Horan."

by Rudenchev April 19, 2012

Niall James Horan

Niall James Horan is the hottest, most gorgeous human being alive. He IS part of the band One Direction who went on BREAK in 2015. He is an Irish Princess and he likes Potatoes. He chills out in his box and lovs ducks. He likes drinking Tinnies and going to Nandos. Apparently you make him want to tsss one more night. He laughs like a dying walrus. He was also a fake blonde, now hes got brown hair.

We love you Niall!

"Is that Niall James Horan?"

"Yeah, you should stream his new album, Heartbreak Weather"

by Esheyladcuz November 22, 2020

Horace

A Prominent posterior that possesses qualities similar to one of a high quality prostitute.

Wow, Jenny certainly has quite the horace!

see booty;trunk;ass

by Clem Grogan December 7, 2011

full horatio

see also "full nelson" - ie ; "horatio" in reference to horatio nelson - famous historical admiral and nautical tactician.
-getting head while in a gay naval "coming aboard" position the new and improved 69.
most likely so named in honour of one of the worlds finest sailors , and alluding to the nocturnal naval pastimes of lonely sailors on those endless women-less nights on the high seas.

"in full view of a horrified crowd of people , lady di was clearly being given full horatio by a smelly old tramp on a piss stained mattress..."

by luger douche June 28, 2006

Horace

A slang term for the clitoris: clit-'horace'.

Builder - Show us your Horace, love!
Builder's friend - Aye, show us that little man in the boat.
Girl - What's a Horace?

by Horace Eastwood December 9, 2010

Horatius

The combination of Funny and Weird. It can be used in situations where it's just so weird that its funny, or it can be used in awkwardly funny situations as well. Think of how many times you find yourself watching or doing something really odd or weird or out of the ordinary, but because of that it is mind blowingly funny. That is when this word comes in handy to describe that unique feeling that just can't be expressed without trying to explain the situation your in.

Some examples of Horatius situations:
-Seeing that kid on your sport team loose him/herself on a dancing pole.
-Joining him/her on that dancing pole.
-You just made out with your best friend on the dance floor.
-"shut up the cops are here!" "I'll bite your dick off"...Uhhh.
-Being part of a drum circle in a teepee of drummers who have no rhythm, and you have no Indian background.
-Watching drunk people Womp aggressively while in a sober state.
-Your best friends is really drunk and your really not, and he/she keeps hugging you and whispering sweet nothings into your ear. (at least tomorrow it will be funny)
-Drunk best friend also wont stop chanting "biscuit"
-If french air quotes are necessary, its probably horatius
-if you find yourself saying "yeah, how/why DID that happen?"

That party last night was just so horatius.
All I can remember is how horatius everything was.

by dolphin$4lyfe November 2, 2010