houser

n. Stay-at-home partner in a relationship. Often used with pity or irony.

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Steve! Long time no see. How's work? No, wait a sec. You're a houser right? Well no shame there. Those clothes aren't going to clean themselves. What do you use for the really stubborn stains? Steve? Why are you crying?

by Lobsterbeybuoy September 14, 2013

Hoser

A canadian man. Typically named Colin. He has a cottage and loves to wear flannel. Loves to drink corona even though he's canadian. Really likes his boss. So much so he takes them to his cottage.

The guy on my headset is such a hoser.
Nice trade you hoser.

Should have sold the beans overnight I guess you hoser...eh?

by Farmer Diggler February 12, 2010

hoser

a male "player" who sleeps with lots of women, women who sleep around are called "hosebags"

that hoser likes to hose all the hosebags.

by she-ra June 27, 2004

Akhil hoesef

Akhil hoesef is a small dicc boi who has shit instagram feed.

1.Look at that Akhil hoesef, what a big fat turd.
2.Boy: Im Akhil hoesef

Girl: *Calls 911*

by Saxbom#1 November 17, 2018

horserider

Euphemism for horsefucker. A horserider is often a statistics or security studies student who goes around fucking horses and one day ends up in a wheelchair cos they get kicked by a horse.

Luke used to be a horserider, he tried to have sex with a horse, but it kicked him and now he's in a wheelchair and his dick doesn't work.

by not a horserider October 6, 2008

Hoser

Combination of calling someone a Hoe and a Loser

That girl is such a Hoser i can't believe she thinks she is cool

by pinkpan July 22, 2015

Hoser

aka Jose Russel:A guy thats overal a big time dickhead. Thinks hes a pretty big time badass and an amazing football player...well hes gonna be a junior next year...and wont play a down...a pretty big theif to...steals stuff from people on his own floor non-stop. FAG

that hoser is a real douche bag

by Douche1 April 26, 2005