hjf

Holy Jesus Fuck

Stronger than WTF.

What? You used my lipstick? HJF
What do you mean you don't like the way my underwear chafes? HJF
HJF. Why are making jokes about skull fucking my dead grandma?
HJF, no, you didn't...

by 4 Wakanda & Scarlet Witch November 4, 2020

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Mom! I created something! Look! He types, "hjklfdsahjklfdsauioprewqbnm,vcxz"

by NotScythe October 5, 2020

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by kjghrb efdhgva ebfduhvjvghbdfx February 7, 2023

hjbs

An abbreviation for hot, juicy, butt sex.

dillon had some hjbs with the janitor in the school closet

by Hippo Jacobs July 4, 2008

HJHLM

Holy Jesus Hole-Licker Mob

Show me a junkie and I'll show you a HJHLM-ster waiting to pop out.

by como gomez May 13, 2005

Hjorn

1. An effeminate Laotian guy that resembles a girl (in a cute way).

2. A sexually attractive and submissive Asian.

That's a guy? Damn, what a hjorn!

Yeah, take it, you dirty little hjorn!

by dashington August 1, 2012

i.h.j.p.

A club of 4 hormonal, teenage boys who care way more about 'j.p.' than they should. Similar to crazy, teenage girls who try to act hardcore over myspace.

-Is every member of 'i.h.j.p.' gay?
-Yep.

by indifferent mutt March 18, 2009