HJHLM

Holy Jesus Hole-Licker Mob

Show me a junkie and I'll show you a HJHLM-ster waiting to pop out.

by como gomez May 13, 2005

Hjalmar

Extremely sexy and handsome male. Usually has a huge dick and a very muscular body. The Hjalmar is often seen in company of multiple women, and is a frequent smoker of weed and other drugs. Studies have also shown that the Hjalmar is addicted to playing bass heavy music at obnoxiously high volumes, much to the irritation of the people around him. A Hjalmar is also very wealthy, and often owns a lot of expensive items such as branded clothing and high-end electronic devices.

I fucked Hjalmar last night, his dick was huge!

If i could be anyone on earth, i would be Hjalmar.

Oh look, it´s Hjalmar, he´s sooo hot!

by jimbo420 September 9, 2014

hjälm

Swedish for helmet.

Vilken fin hjälm! = What a nice helmet!

by Lof33 December 23, 2009

hjelmsoe

a Danish word very great meaning. that means you a big black man who makes a lot of ladies. one is caring and is good at most things. many srilankans are hjelmsoe.

"omg man even tho you white you still a hjelmsoe damm"

by laust baka April 19, 2022

Hjalmar

Network engineer for all the rare woodland creatures, north of the boarder, usually found around the Niagara falls region driving a pimped out corvette. Be cautious when confronting the "hjalmar" his bite is mightier than his bark.

There goes another Hjalmar! Trying to fix another broken network!

by Aeroteck May 23, 2013

mads hjelmsø

Danish word that is used by many. Mads is the name of a Danish high school student who is in history books all over the country of Denmark. Hjelmsø means that you are intelligent, clever and the owner of a huge dick.

classmate" omg bro even tho you aren't smart you still own a huge cook"
classmate" thanks bro if I do get intelligent i will be a mads hjelmsø"
classmate"Nah bro mads hjelmsø is the goat"

by laust baka v2 January 6, 2023

Hjalmar

A guy who like's to watch porn on his spare time and play. Hjalmar likes to listen to slot of shit bands like iron maiden and Sabaton.In school he's often alone and doesn't do that much.

Hey wannabe Hjalmar! Hahahaha nerd

by Yeeeeeeeeeeeeetmaster69 January 14, 2020