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What? You used my lipstick? HJF
What do you mean you don't like the way my underwear chafes? HJF
HJF. Why are making jokes about skull fucking my dead grandma?
HJF, no, you didn't...
by 4 Wakanda & Scarlet Witch November 4, 2020
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hjfreaks

Is the YouTube profile name for a minor celebrity on YouTube known for his kickass bass playing skills. People often confuse him for Japanese, but he's actually Korean. His real name is Hyunmo Kim.

Most of his videos features him rocking it out on bass whilst cosplaying in anime costume, particularly maid/female costumes. His favorite genres include J-rock, J-pop, traditional Korea-jazz fusion and metal.

He hopes to be "the world's greatest stupid idiot bass player", and self-styles as "H.J.Freaks, THE RATED-R Super-Stupid Bassist!"
"hjfreaks may have a wierd taste in music and crossdress as a minor-aged character from shitty anime, but boy, can he play bass".

-typical comment from his fans and viewers.
by nickodavincireborn November 5, 2010
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typing randomly to show you have no words/comments for a wierd/complicated situation (usually in frustration)
(person B was certainly going to win, but didn't and person A is being sarcastic and acting like he is unaware)

TYPING:
person A: did you see who won the award???

person B: jsdfjLFSAK;HJFDJSGhjfsjdslh
by annonymousssssssssssssssssssss November 15, 2010
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Chance of good stufff
Hopefully for a wish ill get a Hjffhjbmfevsfsevvjhbkfevskjebhsf…
by Syrian Definitions September 9, 2022
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HJFJ

Abbreviation for Holy Jumpin' Fuckin' Jesus!

A phrase used by the late great comedian genius George Carlin during stand up.
HJFJ that hippie just ate shit off his bike face first into that fountain!

HJFJ I overslept for my exam!

HJFJ I fireshat through my pants onto the walls at tacobell
by The Great Bandito May 6, 2011
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hjfc

hjfc that bitch is hot!
by MJoy March 29, 2007
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