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Hiding in your Cellphone

When someone tries to bypass an awkward situation when they're around people they have nothing to say to by pretending to be busy doing something with their cell phone. In fact, they know they're just looking at old text messages and lightly tapping the buttons or something.

Generally for people who don't know how to make idle conversation.
(One person is on the elevator when another person they KINDA know steps on)

Jim: Hi Sue, nice weather we're having.

Sue: Yeah it sure is!

....(awkward silence)

(both pull out their cell phones and stare at them blankly until the elevator reaches a stop)

(Bob who knows them both enters)

Bob: The old hiding in your cellphone trick eh? Doesn't anyone know how to make small talk anymore?
by Justaguy295720957 July 21, 2009
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An expression of despair, disgust, or general dissatisfaction.
(Upon spotting a flat tire on your car when emerging from the last showing at a movie theater on a very rainy Saturday night): "Well, fuck me naked and hide my clothes!"
by jcalaw63 August 13, 2006
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Rusty Hidalgo

When a guy gets fucked in the ass by his girlfriend with a dildo, or other long, hard, object and then performs oral sex on the dildo.
Ben likes to receive Rusty Hidalgo's, because he can get pounded in the ass and suck himself off.
by Jorge Luis Villarosa April 23, 2008
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hidea

A brainwave that hits you when completely intoxicated. Particularly prevalent in the advertising industry.
After my seventh gram of Columbian marching powder I had some seriously awesome hideas for the development of the new campaign!
by CapTim December 24, 2007
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Hideo

the funniest and sweetest guy to ever exist ;))
Hideo makes me feel like the happiest person on earth
by kipi January 13, 2019
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Hideri Kanzaki

A anime trap from the anime Blend s (source from the "S Stands For" meme) Hideri is almost as cute as Felix Argyle from Re;Zero and possibly the anime trap that got the least time with his secret (him being a boy).
Weeblet: Dude I want to fuck Hideri Kanzaki from Blend S
Veteran Weeaboo: He's a boy
Weeblet: Im Gay
Veteran Weeb: Yes you are
by Weaboo69420 November 22, 2019
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Kakurenbo: Hide and Seek

The film is based around "Otokoyo", a game of hide and seek played by children near the ruins of an abandoned old city. The children who play this disappear, believed to be spirited away by demons. Kakurenbo follows Hikora, a boy who joins the game with hopes of finding his missing sister. The story line is built on the idea that Tokyo is losing its natural aesthetic, which includes child's games such as hide and seek in order for industrial progress to ensue i.e. lighting the city of Tokyo costing innocence of childhood games.
Hey, instead of normal hide and seek, let's play Otokoyo! (reference to the movie Kakurenbo: Hide and Seek)
by Almighty Ayaka-chan! January 21, 2010
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