habanooten

Habanooten, v: The practice of dipping ones scrotum in boiling habanero oil in order to cleanse your soul of evil spirits. A common ritual at Scientologist orgies after a train has been run on your mother's anus.

Man, the best part of that anus train is the Habanooten. I swear, yo, it's the kine brah!

by dive February 13, 2005

hamann

A hamann occurs when there has been a problem and then another problem occurs which everyone thinks will make matters worse, however the reverse happens and the new problem rectifies the original one. Its meaning originates from the 1995 European Champions League Final between Liverpool and AC Milan. Liverpool manager Rafa Benitez had made a tactical blunder and had selected a poor team. Injury to one of Liverpool's better players Steve Finnan however forced him to bring on Dietmar Hamann who was on the bench. At the time Liverpool were 3-0 down. Instead of making matters worse, the introduction of Hamann inspired Liverpool for 6 minutes during which time they equalised. They then went on to defend with 11 men for the rest of the match and then fluked the cup on penalties.

I had a flat tyre last night and while I was changing it I trapped my finger in the jack and had to go to hospital. It turned into a hamann for me though cos I chatted up one of the nurses and got invited back to her flat for 'coffee'!

My team were getting beat 2-0 by our local rivals, then to make matters worse I acted like a right idiot and dropped the ball on to a player's head and he scored. It turned into a great hamann though as I got £250 from 'You've Been Framed' for the video clip!

by Bernie Bolte October 13, 2006

Hagan

Having sexual intercourse through a pizza.

I ordered a dominoes last night and haganed the fuck out of this girl.

by Joeham April 18, 2018

harang

Misspelling (sometimes intentional out of ease) of harangue, which is a tirade or rant, whether spoken or written.

In this usage it is usually playful and friendly banter suggesting the other person forcefully remind them later of their failings.

If used in reference to other people (particularly a work superior) it usually delicately and formally suggests the other person was being irritable/annoying in a way that is not career limiting.

"I have a meeting to go to, harang me about that letter later."

"Colleague1: Simon was haranging me over that corporate newsletter.
Colleague2: Ignore it, he was just mad it didn't have his name in it."

by Matthew1471 April 10, 2009

Hasana

intelligent, sexy, strong minded woman. She can cook, clean, and hold her man down and move her body. She can be mean and too emotional but she still a thug.

You will never find another Hasana .

by sanasosilly October 26, 2018

Hanani

Means "Breath of Life in Hawaiian" and is said to be the name of a god of early hawaiian religion. One kiss from him is said to give every girl an extra, "breath of life" ;if you know what I mean.

Girl 1: Hey, I hooked up with this Hawaiian god last night.

Girl 2: Oh really!?! How was it?

Girl 1: His name was Hanani and lets just say, I feel like I got one hell of a breath of life.

by HawaiianPunch February 3, 2010

Habanapalm

A dump that is so painful it leaves your asshole burning for at least 10 minutes after wiping. This usually happens when you have eaten really spicy food the night before

Man, that habanapalm I just dropped left permanent scarring on my sphincter!

by UncleSpicy October 30, 2007