Habanapalm

A dump that is so painful it leaves your asshole burning for at least 10 minutes after wiping. This usually happens when you have eaten really spicy food the night before
Man, that habanapalm I just dropped left permanent scarring on my sphincter!
by UncleSpicy October 15, 2007
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Habanerhole

A burning, painful sensation of the asshole brought on from taking a shit, having eaten really spicy food the night before.
Man, I just came outta the shitter and I got habanerhole from all those hot peppers I ate last night!
by UncleSpicy October 15, 2007
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