hamann 

A hamann occurs when there has been a problem and then another problem occurs which everyone thinks will make matters worse, however the reverse happens and the new problem rectifies the original one. Its meaning originates from the 1995 European Champions League Final between Liverpool and AC Milan. Liverpool manager Rafa Benitez had made a tactical blunder and had selected a poor team. Injury to one of Liverpool's better players Steve Finnan however forced him to bring on Dietmar Hamann who was on the bench. At the time Liverpool were 3-0 down. Instead of making matters worse, the introduction of Hamann inspired Liverpool for 6 minutes during which time they equalised. They then went on to defend with 11 men for the rest of the match and then fluked the cup on penalties.

I had a flat tyre last night and while I was changing it I trapped my finger in the jack and had to go to hospital. It turned into a hamann for me though cos I chatted up one of the nurses and got invited back to her flat for 'coffee'!

My team were getting beat 2-0 by our local rivals, then to make matters worse I acted like a right idiot and dropped the ball on to a player's head and he scored. It turned into a great hamann though as I got £250 from 'You've Been Framed' for the video clip!

hamann by Bernie Bolte October 13, 2006

Halanna Capri

Halanna Capri , is a american singer and songwriter from Indiana, who also is called Vicky Valentine.

Have you heard that new song by Vicky Valentine from the Mid-West ? It must have been a Halanna Capri track.

Halanna Capri by Indie Artist Fan September 9, 2018

Hamana

Expression that denotes to speechlessness

"The person stopped in his tracks and stared in hamana at the beautiful scenery in front of him."

Hamana by TrickyJebus June 22, 2016

Haumann

The most grotesque shit you can ever take.

Can be used as a exclamation while releasing the foul demon from your posterior.

I just made a haumann in my pants.

Guy 1: I can't go, I'm backed up.

Guy 2: Raise your legs and push.
Guy 1: *splash* HAUMANN!

Haumann by Foods Chihuahua September 14, 2017

Haumann

A big, nasty shit with fumes likely capable of fracturing the very reality we live in.

My cat just dropped a big ass haumann in the bathtub and I can't even see straight.

That's a big haumann.

Haumann by FlisterZab September 6, 2017

hamantha 

The full name of ham.

bread is short for breadward, ham is short for hamantha

hamantha by GSudstememeboi December 29, 2017

Halanna Capri

Halanna Capri, is a American singer, rapper, and songwriter who was raised in Indianapolis, Indiana.

Her genres are unique and versatile.

Halanna Capri is a Indie Artist with a few distribution deals, she released a couple extended plays under alter ego, " Vicky Valentine".

Halanna Capri is an awesome wife and mother.

Have you heard that new unique song ? It must have been by Halanna Capri.

Vicky Valentine is the alter-ego of Halanna Capri.

Halanna Capri is a singer and songwriter from North America.

Did you see that super cool wife and mom? It must have been a Halanna Capri.

Halanna Capri by Indie Artist Fan September 9, 2018