Haircut

A Girl/Guy goes down on their partner, cuts off their pubic hair with a scissor, puts it in their mouth, than stands up and spits it back in their face.

"Oh bro you do not want to know what happened last night I got the best haircut from that chick from the hair salon"

"I give my boyfriend 2 haircuts if hes good :)"

"I give haircuts for cheap"

"I love when a bitch goes down and gives me the finest haircut"

" Im your mother and I dont want you going around school giving people haircuts"

by Kevin Wiggyworth November 13, 2009

Italian Haircut

When you cum on your hand and smear it through someone's hair causing a slicked back greasy italian style haircut.

Last night when me and bae were going at it, I felt pretty naughty and decided to give her an Italian haircut.

by sccameron91 July 20, 2014

two haircut pants

A term describing ultra low-cut jeans or pants, wherein the top of the pants is low enough that it seems a certain amount of grooming of the naturally occuring hair in the lower area must have taken place (otherwise it would currently be on display). Thus, the person in question would have had a haircut on both areas in order to appear in public.

Also: two haircut skirt.

"Check it out, two haircut pants!"

by grumblefish October 3, 2007

Porn Haircut

A haircut that reminds you of a certain individual you saw once in a porno. Not to be confused with sex hair.

Dude, that one MILF on the US women's curling team has such a porn haircut

John did something different with his hair the other day, bro had such a porn haircut

by PornHaircut February 10, 2014

Fabian Haircut

A person named Fabian who gets a haircut (but not very much cutoff), too frequently. It still looks like a rat nest after the haircut, with a mix of goldilocks style.

Hey dude, did you get a fresh cut? Heck no, they trimmed me up with a Fabian Haircut. Someone should turn me upside down and use me as a mop.

by Smooth J Rod July 22, 2018

sea-urchin haircut

a haircut with sticking-out hair suggestive of a sea-urchin. It is also scraggly.

The girls have a sea-urchin haircut.

by uttam maharjan August 22, 2012

haircut

a person who is a metrosexual toughguy. they dress metrosexual and always pluck eyebrows and gel hair ect. and to tell themselves they are actually male they try to act tough and get in fights

that bar was fun but there was way to many haircuts there.

see "my new haircut" on youtube

by sam zerg October 5, 2007