Gurp

Gripping half of the head of a penis tightly so that one part is red and another part is white.

When I gurp my penis, I feel like its going to explode

by pipppyy November 19, 2012

Gurp

Verb. to Gurp: to choke on a penis during oral sex

Hey Rob, how was your night?

It was okay. I brought home this dude and gurped on him... really soured the mood.

by Arbiter111 May 13, 2014

Gumpshit

The shit you get on your dick from fucking a retard in the ass.

He had gumpshit all over his dick after fucking that sexy retard in the ass.

by David303 January 8, 2007

Gurped

Owned. Pwned. Ownz0red.

I just got gurped in Halo.

by -esw-dragoon_77 October 12, 2004

gurphy

thick idiot from formby liverpool united kingdom who thinks that the world is such a nice place and is oblivious to every thing around him. he often gets ass raped at college in southport but dosnt realise as he belives that it is a form of greating. many people slap him acreoos the face as well disliked by many liked by few.

gurphy what is that on your coat?
BIRD SHIT Owwww!!!

by David Raddley April 5, 2005

Gurp

short for Gurpreet.
a very cool and damn nice person.
...you should meet her =)

**could be a girl's or a boy's name.

BOB- hey look! there's gurp! she helped me walk a dog today!

ROB- i know! she made rotis with me! =D

SNOB- wutever...

by rotiman June 5, 2009

gurp

to steal or have the intention of stealing something

imma gurp Logan's bike
Dude i gurped so many poptarts from safeways

by the slap man July 9, 2009