Ukrainian gratitude

Ukrainian gratitude is when you do something good for the person, but they spit in your eye and demand more

Elon Musk: Hey, maybe we could come to an peace talks to end this massacre?

Ukrainian gratitude shown by blue-check mark twitter users: Your job is to give us the Starlink and shut the fuck up.

by Paul Bader October 14, 2022

gratiate

To greatly appreciate someone or something (being a contraction of the two words greatly and appreciate).

I really gratiate Sam for picking Tammy up from school today.

by FaithG November 29, 2006

Grapist

One who mocks so mercilessly, they have gone beyond simple "rape" - they have graped their subject.

Oh man, FT just GRAPED that Lopert guy with that "yo momma" joke! He's such a grapist!

by Kablaam June 27, 2009

Grapist

A person who will never stop asking you for grapes every day no matter how often you tell them you don't have any.

The Duck in the Duck Song is a grapist

by WxAlert June 19, 2011

Gratisfaction

verb. (GRAT-US-FACT-SHUN) 1. Achieving extreme gratification through some means of sexual satisfaction. 2. Pleasing one's lover through a means other than sex when one partner or the other is not particularly in the mood. 3.An extremely gratifying moment bringing someone great bliss.

IE: "Although my girlfriend was on her period, I achieved <i>gratisfaction</i> through prolonged oral pleasure.What ensued was a ginormous amount of spunk in her hair."

Video Game Usage - "You would not believe the amount of <i>gratisfaction</i> I had once our team finally pwned those campers."

by Malachi Macabre February 14, 2012

immediate gratification

Someone who expects you to drop everything you're doing, to cater to their bullshit needs. They feel what they need you to do is more important than anything you could possibly be doing. Most are selfish assholes with zero consideration for anyone but themselves. Plus, chances are they haven't even tried to do it themselves and are just too damn lazy and inconsiderate to try.

If a child exhibits immediate gratification when asking for something, their sense of entitlement will grow worse with age. Never just jump up to do what is asked of you, make the person or child waits until you are done with what you are doing, showing that your time is just as
important as theirs.

by Overwhelmed and Pissed off mom March 16, 2014

grapist

A person who spits grapes at someone else.

I'm being attacked by a grapist!

by luvs_2b_random March 22, 2008