Ass is Grass and i'm gonna mow it

a quote from Bob's burgers that Tina says. When someone's about to get beaten

Wow. She messed up so now her ass is grass and i'm gonna mow it

by bobsburger January 1, 2017

ass, gas or grass

The toll for riding in anothers vehicle. Only one is required in trade.

If your riding with me you better give up some ass, gas or grass

by garbage eater March 25, 2009

your ass is grass and you can call me john deere

redneck way of saying "I'm gonna kick your ass"

Bubba if you touch my momma again, your ass is grass and you can call me john deere!

by dboyfromdahood October 2, 2012

Grass Money

Instead of gas money, one pays for a ride by smoking down with them instead.

Hey, want to drop me off at the office, I'll give you some grass money.

by masticator93 March 10, 2011

grass burn pussy

when a women has been around the block so many times one can refer to her vagina as having grass burns, as in the lips are so saggy they drag on the floor causing grass burns and snail tracks

dude i hit up sally last night, she gots a grass burn pussy" "dude, whatever you do, dont hit up sally, them pussy gots grass burns"

by shark biter October 6, 2010

grasshopper

A term for someone learning from a wiser master. Often used in mockery when something is 'common knowledge' that is easily forgotten.

This word is similar to padwan.

Man 1: "It took me 3 days to download the latest version of Priston Tale"
Man 2: "3 days? WTF, I downloaded it in 34 minutes"
Man 3: "Not everyone has broadband, grasshopper."

by celticshiva March 1, 2004

grass on the field

1. pubic hair
2. hairy pussy
3. any part of the vagina which is unshaven
4. hairy poon

SEE ALSO if there's grass on the field play ball

Theres so much grass on the field I thought I was in the Amazon

by Grass May 12, 2004