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Gooning

The act of pleasuring yourself in the ways of agartha (jewish magic).
“Gooning to ehan using agartha
by willshezhad December 1, 2025
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Gorching

and extreme sexual act, involving submerging your balls in lamp oil, lighting them on fire, and putting them out in a hookers mouth.
Man, I love gorching so much. Hard to find a bitch who's into it.
by Simsonchin December 5, 2025
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Gooning

When a man becomes so horny they become retarded and will do anything for nut.
Cameron was gooning so hard he paid for a live video on redgif and was scammed out of $10,000
by Quadfather666 December 6, 2025
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Gooning

Daughter: Let's go to the mall.
Mother: I'm tired. Dad and I went to bed late last night.

Daughter: It's not my fault you guys were gooning
by RunHavanaclub December 31, 2025
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Grinching

A holiday-season tradition where one intentionally ignores all grooming and allows their pubes to grow wildly out of control, reaching full feral, Grinch-level proportions by Christmas.
He was grinching so hard it crossed the line from tradition into public concern.
by GFN2K26 January 6, 2026
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Gooningtasses

A goated friend group with an unexpected mix of people. Name originally derives from "gooning" (excessive masturbation) and the suffix "tas" which comes from Eimantas, one of the founding fathers of the group.
"The Gooningtasses are so funny, I hope they turn up to my party"
by Gingr09 January 7, 2026
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Reverse Grinching

When something is so horrible it shrinks your heart 3 times as small
That holocaust joke was so bad I'm reverse grinching
by Scortese August 21, 2016
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