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googamite

"In the Bahamas, Googamite is used to describe someone who is facially challenged or someone who was beat with the ugly stick a few too many times as a child."
"Bey, did you see her face, she is one googamite."
by Big Doggy Mario June 6, 2016
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Google MD

Often touted as a "GMD" this highly sought after degree has risen to be superior in all aspects to the much less prestigious title of MD. One must complete a mind numbing number of hours Google clicking (usually comprised of a combination of squandered office time and neglected family time) in the righteous and noble pursuit of self diagnoses.
Patient "LOOK DOC, I stayed up all night Googling my symptoms and I know what I know! I am definitely pregnant!"
Doctor "In spite of your Google MD I must point out the obvious you that you are a MAN and all you have is GAS!
by AJB Certified Google M.D. February 23, 2017
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googalexiri

a way to comand google alexa and siri at the same time
hey googalexiri jumbo shrimp
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lost google

Word or information you meant to google when you had computer access, but then forgot until you were, again, without access.
How much does the average insurance salesperson make in Lincoln, Nebraska? Yeah, I know we talked about it -- but it's another of those darn lost googles, man.
by wordguy2 May 16, 2010
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Moss Goodlass

Moss Goodlass: A man who is a dumb bitch
"Moss you dumb fucking bitch" Anthony exclaimed as Moss Goodlass entered the room.
by MoaSky June 7, 2019
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Masters of Google

An elite group of hackers, and touch typers who have perfected the art of googling at extremely rapid speeds of 1 search/second. Considered a rare breed, only 99 exist in the modern world.
"Holy shit, Mark is a genius at computers"
"No, he just happens to be one of the 99 masters of Google"
by ProjectWonderful February 12, 2014
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Google Chrome

A somewhat new web browser simply designed for the purpose of watching porn in the fastest, most efficient way possible.
Boy 1: I can't believe you still masturbate with Firefox, you need to get a new browser.

Boy 2: I know, I decided to switch to Google Chrome after my mom walked in on me jerking off and Firefox's tabs froze so I couldn't turn it off.
by ChronicDefibator March 31, 2010
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