by Loosing my teeth! December 20, 2015
Get the gooey goober mug.A complete idiot who gets no poon and is basically the least likely to get any girls in the friend group. A group of goobers is called goobs. Common characteristics of a goober include: funny looking, clumsy, obese, low iq. This term was originated in Cranford New Jersey, by a red headed man.
by kevinkeogh January 28, 2019
Get the Goober mug.A man who is ample in both intelligence and physical appearance, not just one or the other. A goob must be smart and capable, and very attractive. Goobs are almost always slender, though not necessarily hard and wiry - more of a lanky look to them. If he wears glasses, contacts, and/or has braces, then that is a bonus to their goobness. Also, goobs are kind, patient, and shy. You may have to approach the goob first, but once you get him talking... it's destiny.
by AkelaRainWolf April 1, 2010
Get the goob mug.The most delicious mixture of peanut butter and grape jelly. Many believe it was sent down from heaven as a gift to man kind from God.
by Goober Smuck June 10, 2019
Get the Goober mug.A very sexy man, superior to mikzyy and has more youtube subscribers. He is slightly mikzsexual but its not too much of a problem.
by mikzyyy July 7, 2021
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