Jesus Gift

Street name for male love organ

Hell yeah I would smash my Jesus Gift in that!

by Jesus Gift October 6, 2008

retaliatory gift

The gift you must buy for someone who unexpectedly gives you one first.

I thought I was done with my Christmas shopping, but I had to buy a retaliatory gift after Justin dropped off a present for me

by HED23 January 9, 2008

closet gift

a shitty gift you get and it gets stuck in your closet for longer than a year

you got me socks?? man, that's a closet gift!!

by drac6000 December 19, 2008

Ninja Gift

Ninja Gift - To give someone a gift who is not expecting the gift. This differs from a normal gift because often the event is past and the person cannot give a gift in return, yet feels the obligation to give a gift.

"Bob Ninja Gifted me for Christmas and now I look like the ass because I didn't give him anything!"

by MysteriousJ December 20, 2008

Gift of Gab

The power over other people to get material items.

I got the gift of gab over that punk bitch.

by Jizzo Fortanel January 20, 2004

Gift for two

A gift for two is a massive double sided dildo.

damn, those dumb cunt bitches be pounding each other with that gift for two.

by Richard espeego lucifer g. November 10, 2008

gift wrap

piece of toilet paper stuck to a girls pussy.

i was getting the gift from this chick and there was still some gift wrap on that box!

see gift

by tredizzleworth April 19, 2008