by bawlz April 18, 2006
Get the gouda mug.Pronounced Gowdy, but looks like Gouda, reminiscent of the smeg cheese that forms in unmentionable places.
A sexual act involving an older man's limb stump penetrating another man's asshole for pleasure and/or domination purposes. Both men must claim to be straight and be in personal relationships with women. If the person receiving the Goude takes a bath once a month, this makes the act more authentic. Commonly performed in institutions of higher learning between two staff members.
A sexual act involving an older man's limb stump penetrating another man's asshole for pleasure and/or domination purposes. Both men must claim to be straight and be in personal relationships with women. If the person receiving the Goude takes a bath once a month, this makes the act more authentic. Commonly performed in institutions of higher learning between two staff members.
Person 1: "Hey, what was going on in the IT office last night?"
Person 2: "Apparently, the old guy gave the unwashed weirdo a Goude after everyone went home."
Person 2: "Apparently, the old guy gave the unwashed weirdo a Goude after everyone went home."
by HomoShit November 18, 2009
Get the Goude mug.A person from the North East of England sometime described as 'Scotsmen with there brains kicked out' the people from this area defy this label with there friendly, gregacious natures.
The local drink is the kickass Newcastle Brown Ale, or Nooky Broown. After several pint's of this brew a Geordie will start to sing traditional songs like Lambton Worm with its references to Saint George slaying the dragon (worm).
If you are from the South of England (Anywhere further South than Scarbourough counts)and misbehave a Geordie may gently admonish you with the local reprimand of laying the 'heed' on you.
Geordies enjoy supporting the local football team Newcastle United also known as the Toon armie or the Magpies.
While the accent is a little difficult to understand at first, a visit to Geordieland is well worth the effort.
Sometimes individuals from this area when living in the South of England are knicknamed Geordie.
The local drink is the kickass Newcastle Brown Ale, or Nooky Broown. After several pint's of this brew a Geordie will start to sing traditional songs like Lambton Worm with its references to Saint George slaying the dragon (worm).
If you are from the South of England (Anywhere further South than Scarbourough counts)and misbehave a Geordie may gently admonish you with the local reprimand of laying the 'heed' on you.
Geordies enjoy supporting the local football team Newcastle United also known as the Toon armie or the Magpies.
While the accent is a little difficult to understand at first, a visit to Geordieland is well worth the effort.
Sometimes individuals from this area when living in the South of England are knicknamed Geordie.
by Blue Cawdrey November 19, 2004
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"Good night last night? Did you end up hooking up with her?"
"Yeah, but I'm paying for it today cuz I couldn't find any lube. Her pussy was like a geode... my dick is so raw I can't even walk."
"Yeah, but I'm paying for it today cuz I couldn't find any lube. Her pussy was like a geode... my dick is so raw I can't even walk."
by dj-ro October 4, 2008
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by Butts Up June 12, 2009
Get the grouda mug.1) To be nasty sick disgusting grotesque smelly, and/or dirty. (grow-dy)
2) To be bogus mean trifling or not loyal
2) To be bogus mean trifling or not loyal
1) Ewwww! The boys bathroom on the 2nd floor is like uber groudy!
2) Man she is so groudy! I saw her kiss my boyfriend!
2) Man she is so groudy! I saw her kiss my boyfriend!
by Himeko Love March 17, 2011
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