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Pronounced Gowdy, but looks like Gouda, reminiscent of the smeg cheese that forms in unmentionable places.

A sexual act involving an older man's limb stump penetrating another man's asshole for pleasure and/or domination purposes. Both men must claim to be straight and be in personal relationships with women. If the person receiving the Goude takes a bath once a month, this makes the act more authentic. Commonly performed in institutions of higher learning between two staff members.
Person 1: "Hey, what was going on in the IT office last night?"
Person 2: "Apparently, the old guy gave the unwashed weirdo a Goude after everyone went home."
Goude by HomoShit November 18, 2009
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Goude (my family pronounces it Gowd the ou having the same pronunciation as the ou in house) means goldsmith in Dutch.
Let's go see a Goude and get some jewelry.
Goude by Noneyabusiness1981 February 11, 2023
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Using your morning wood to pierce the crust of your ho-bag's unwashed vag, and then flushing out the left over jizz with last night's Budweiser.
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Dude 2: Yah, bro. We both passed out afterwards. I even gave her a golden plunger this morning and did her in the wet spot.
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