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Pronounced Gowdy, but looks like Gouda, reminiscent of the smeg cheese that forms in unmentionable places.

A sexual act involving an older man's limb stump penetrating another man's asshole for pleasure and/or domination purposes. Both men must claim to be straight and be in personal relationships with women. If the person receiving the Goude takes a bath once a month, this makes the act more authentic. Commonly performed in institutions of higher learning between two staff members.
Person 1: "Hey, what was going on in the IT office last night?"
Person 2: "Apparently, the old guy gave the unwashed weirdo a Goude after everyone went home."
Goude by HomoShit November 18, 2009
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Goude (my family pronounces it Gowd the ou having the same pronunciation as the ou in house) means goldsmith in Dutch.
Let's go see a Goude and get some jewelry.
Goude by Noneyabusiness1981 February 11, 2023

golden maknae 

Golden Maknae is a Nickname for Jeon Jungkook, a member from BTS. Jungkook is the youngest from BTS that's why he is the maknae. The golden stands for how he is good at everything. He is like exceptional in EVERYTHING HE DOES for example Bowling, playing games, sports, singing, dancing etc.. He can pretty much do everything. Even if it's his first try he can somehow manage it to be amazing at it.
Oh, now I can see why Jungkook is called the golden maknae! He is really so good at it.
golden maknae by booktell October 20, 2019

Czech golden shower

The sound of empty .32 ACP cases hiting the ground after firing through a entire 20 round mag on a full auto VZ-61
You will finish the entire mag a good half second before the first piece of brass hits the ground (...) it's like the Czech golden shower
Czech golden shower by Bigdeagle85 November 17, 2022

Goddesspreneur 

A beautiful and adored female that envisioned, organized and orchestrates her own successful company.
She was a Goddesspreneur that empowered other women to not just chase their dreams, but LIVE their DREAMS!
Goddesspreneur by LUXLY March 11, 2019

Golden plunger

Using your morning wood to pierce the crust of your ho-bag's unwashed vag, and then flushing out the left over jizz with last night's Budweiser.
Dude 1: Seriously dude...you slept with Stinky Sally last night? You musta been krunk!
Dude 2: Yah, bro. We both passed out afterwards. I even gave her a golden plunger this morning and did her in the wet spot.
Golden plunger by BongJuice April 11, 2020

Golden Closet Films 

The film director pseudonym for Jeon Jungkook (of BTS)
abbreviated as GCF
(golden may refer to Jungkook's role in the group as the 'golden maknae')
"Hey, did you see Golden Closet Films In Tokyo on BangtanTV?"
"Yes! I thought the cinematography was incredible, and he caught Jimin very well."
"I can't wait till he helps to make a music video"
Golden Closet Films by 천사 유산 November 17, 2017