god

the scapegoat of the universe he is a legend since legends are fairy tales twisted and alltered over the years is it all starting to make sense? God said "love thy neighbor as thy self" some people must really hate them self........god said, "If a slave is to lose a tooth, let him go for the tooths sake".....owch people

God "Love thy neighbor as thy self."

*5 million years later*

Neighbor "Aw shit i hate those new jewish neighbors."

God "WTF did i say!"

by athiest and proud of it October 18, 2010

God

The bitch who rose from the dead or sum shit.

"On the third day Jah- I mean God rose or sum"

by snek. May 14, 2019

god

The man you must ask forgiveness from for having been created.

God is weird. Or non-existent. Probably the latter.

by Scyfersythe October 27, 2007

God

The creator of the world

God is the creator of all things

by Wolftagger January 22, 2016

God

God is love the creator of the world.

For god so loved the world he gave his one and only son. That whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. John 3:16

by GypsyGirl112 September 18, 2016

God

A fat ass jolly bitch dressed in red that breaks and enters peoples houses at a set time every year and drinks their milk and eats their cookies then leaves on a vehicle powered by enslaved reindeers - wait no that's Santa.

"Dude god just broke out of jail and stole my cookies and milk!"

by Anonymous Boi May 29, 2003

God

The world's most popular imaginary friend, other than Barney.

"Im going to go talk to God"
"I thought the psychiatrist killed him?"

by goingtohell4this August 28, 2009