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gathering orange blossoms

(aka picking orange blossoms)

1. Saying that someone is searching for a wife.
2. Can also be a fancy way of saying, “Go get/search for a wife.”

The phrase comes from the usage of orange blossoms as wedding decor to symbolize a bride's purity, chastity, and innocence.
1. “Ron is out to go gathering orange blossoms.”

2. “Go pick your orange blossoms!”
by KungFuLambda September 5, 2022
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Gasterism

When a singular explanation is being used to answer a wide range of questions for the primary reason that said explanation is enough vague, general or "above logic" to fit in almost every situation and for any purpose.

With the use of Gasterism one can "solve" a difficult problem by employing a solution that in itself still requires a deeper explanation, effectively removing their responsibility of giving real concrete answers.

Although Gasterism gets criticized for laziness, avoidance and uncreativeness, it is easily missable due to its way of presenting a cause that at first glance explains everything with no issues.
Guy 1: "Hey dude, how do birds fly?"
Guy 2: "Idk, physics"

Guy 1: "Well, how was the sun formed?"

Guy 2: "Idk, physics"
(Gasterism in action)

Guy 1: "Wait, if the fire spell is powerful enough to completely burn all those henchmen, then why did it only slightly hurt the main villain?"
Guy 2: "It's magic, don't think about it too much"
(Magic = Gasterism)

Guy 1: "Last night I heard a sound from the chicken. When I went to check, apparently one of the dishes fell out of the dishwasher for no reason!"
Guy 2: "Must've been a ghost"
Guy 1: "Yeah, there is no other explanation"
(Gasterism: Easy to use, hard to explain)
by EVK613 September 26, 2022
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gathereritrminitron

basically a vacuum, but the word vacuum sucks and is spelt weird.
there is so many cheerios on the ground! use the gathereritrminitron to clean it up.
by Katie Kat <3 January 2, 2023
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GASTER

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☼︎⚐︎✡︎✌︎☹︎☜︎ 💧︎👍︎✋︎☜︎☠︎❄︎✋︎💧︎❄︎ ❄︎☟︎✌︎❄︎ ☞︎☜︎☹︎☹︎ ✋︎☠︎❄︎⚐︎ ☟︎✋︎💧︎ ⚐︎🕈︎☠︎ 👍︎☼︎☜︎✌︎❄︎✋︎⚐︎☠︎📪︎ ❄︎☟︎☜︎ 👍︎⚐︎☼︎☜︎📬︎
💧︎⚐︎💣︎☜︎👎︎✌︎✡︎ ☟︎☜︎ 🕈︎✋︎☹︎☹︎ 👍︎⚐︎💣︎☜︎ 👌︎✌︎👍︎😐︎📬︎
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gathery

A person with the knowledge and abilities to gather items necessary for survival in case of a zombie apocalypse or other catastrophic event.
She didn't admire how good looking her future mate was, as much as she craved a mate with strong gathery skills.
by Alaska Mike April 25, 2023
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Gastered

"To get gastered" means "To disappear mysteriously without a trace", or "To get trapped in void"
Dess clearly got voided, gastered, bunkered, whatever you want to call it.
by thecrazybeewastaken December 29, 2023
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gasterbaiting

Adding Gaster's four-note arpeggio into a piece of music just to mess with Undertale fans
I love gasterbaiting. Every day I'll rip a VGM SiIvaGunner style and add some gasterbait to it.
by CrazyPosadist January 8, 2024
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