fucktard 

Someone who is so stupid by default that to call them a retard would be an insult to those retarded everywhere.

Their ignorance and lack of redeeming factors make them fucktards.

"I can't believe John, the stupid fucktard, would go and say that to Julie after telling him so many times not to!"

fucktard by Matt Hayward (AUS) March 30, 2004

Fucktard Land 

The island of which fucktardians originated; Geographically located near Australia.

1. You fucking fucktard go back to Fucktard Land.

2. BOB SAGET!

Fucktard Land by Bob Cosby July 25, 2010

High Functioning Fucktard 

High Functioning Fucktard, also HFF. Someone who is capable of completing simple tasks, yet is a hindrance to everyone around them in the capacity that they are a fucking moron. Also someone who is often seen wandering aimlessly while attempting to multitask with absolutely no understanding of what they are doing, generally accompanied by head scratching and odd poses with expressions of disbelief or confusion.

That donkey is such a high functioning fucktard.

High Functioning Fucktard by Digital Brigade June 3, 2014

fuctard 

A person who is both lacking intelligence and human decency.

"Christian couldn't smart his way outta a wet paper bag. He's such a fuctard."

fuctard by wearingallblack October 12, 2003

Fucktard 

(noun)
One who acts, behaves, or demonstrates the qualities of a fucking retard.

Teacher was being a fucktard today.

Fucktard by Spits and Scones March 29, 2004

Futarded

Another word for "fucking retarded". ;]

"Holy jizum. Denise is so Futarded."

Futarded by Flying Cupcakes July 7, 2009

fucktard 

Something, or someone who is "fucked up", and "retarded" at the same time.

Jane: Hey Jim. I'm going to rape and kill your dog.

Jim: Wow Jane. You really are a sick, sick fucktard.

fucktard by Fabienne :) April 28, 2008