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Fucktardation

a highly undesirable circumstance; the state in which fucktards are doomed to continually exist. Paradoxically, fucktards (consciously or unconsciously) also perpetuate the state of fucktardation everywhere they go. Thus, the fucktard essentially functions as a living virus of fucktardation.
"Dude, did any fly hookers show up for the party at dangus' place?"

"Hell naw dawg, that joint was nothin' but a sausage party...but the REAL fucktardation didn't start until the pigs rolled up."
by hecktor dangus, esq. November 9, 2007
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fucktardism

The actions of a small to large group of individuals who proceed in a morally wrong action, then play the victim when getting called out.
This team bliss likes to participate in fucktardism on an almost regular basis, based on their code contributions.
by xdauser June 3, 2015
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fucktard

noun,
A person of unbelieveable, inexcuseable and indescribable stupidity. (Stupidity being defined as "knowing how and doing it wrong anyway")

NOT A CONTRACTION FOR "FUCKING RETARD"! Those who are truly "Retarded" are not responsible for their affliction. True Fucktards are 100% responsible for their situation and provide vast entertainment as they are usually blissfully unaware of their own Fucktardery. Most politicians for example.
One who would actually piss on a live transformer. One who would use a live .22 round for a fuse in their pickup truck "just cuz it fits" and then complain about it shooting them in the nuts.

He shot himself in the nuts? Geez, what a fucktard!
by James Wyatt April 10, 2006
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fucktarded

A stronger insult than 'retarded,' but a little less politically incorrect, and a tad more vulgar.
You remember the Virtual Boy? Yeah, that thing was fucktarded.
by J. Sizzel December 22, 2004
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fucktarded

1.A situation, person, or thing that is both fucked up and retarded simultaneously 2. combining the phrase "fucking retarded" into one word, similar to "fugly" combining the two-word phrase "fucking ugly"
Many song and movie remakes are critically acclaimed, while those who think contrary claim remakes are fucktarded.

You'd be surprised how many fucktarded by-laws there are in your province/city/district which were passed long ago when they were relavent to ongoing issues.
by Nicholas M February 4, 2007
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fucktardeous

(of a person or object) in a stupidly stupendous manner, being related to or of a fucktard or fucktardess
This is so fucktardeous.

You are so fucktardeous, it is unbelievable.
by justincn618 April 24, 2017
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fucktarded

A basterized version of "fucking retarded."
"Dude that guy's sense of humor is fucktarded."
by Zeeky H. Bomb April 2, 2005
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