A person who displays an enormously idiotic personality, inevitably resulting in some sort of accident, mistake or mishap that only that person (and others who display this personality trait) could accomplish.
Ok so everyone else finished a their whole list of things to do for this very very important event "Daniel"...did you get the one and only thing we asked from you? No? You stayed home and blazed it all day? what a Fucktard!
by Domino77 February 3, 2010
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Get the fucktardmug. by PWNAGE MASTER June 5, 2004
Get the fucktardmug. That kid. The one who never gets invited back unless it's through a friend of a friend.
You know he just doesn't get it, and he never will.
He's not a bad kid, and he's not really retarded. He just bugs you for no specific reason.
You don't call him a fucktard to his face because it's like calling a kid with down syndrome 'retard' to his face. It'd be funny, but you're not going to change him for the better that way.
You know he just doesn't get it, and he never will.
He's not a bad kid, and he's not really retarded. He just bugs you for no specific reason.
You don't call him a fucktard to his face because it's like calling a kid with down syndrome 'retard' to his face. It'd be funny, but you're not going to change him for the better that way.
Dude, I said get me a COKE not a fucking sprite. What the fuck, I hate sprite.
Then later when Joe is gone and your drinking and smoking marijuana with your friends:
"Who was that fuck who got me the sprite today, what was his name?.. Oh yeah, Joe"
"Joe.. what a fucking asshole"
Then you do a goofy face impression of him "Oh ummm I thought you said sprite man, I'm sorry"
"fucking sorry, I'LL give you sorry, I'll shove this fucking straw down your urethra and pump your fucking bean bag full of fucking sprite Joe... sorry ... I fucking HATE sprite ......fucktard"
Then later when Joe is gone and your drinking and smoking marijuana with your friends:
"Who was that fuck who got me the sprite today, what was his name?.. Oh yeah, Joe"
"Joe.. what a fucking asshole"
Then you do a goofy face impression of him "Oh ummm I thought you said sprite man, I'm sorry"
"fucking sorry, I'LL give you sorry, I'll shove this fucking straw down your urethra and pump your fucking bean bag full of fucking sprite Joe... sorry ... I fucking HATE sprite ......fucktard"
by spleen2006 May 21, 2006
Get the fucktardmug.