No Fingering February

The practice of abstaining from fingering oneself for the entire month of February. It also prohibits women from seeking self-pleasure through other unconventional means such as sitting on top of a washing machine shaking violently, riding a galloping horse for prolonged periods of time, or the vaginal insertion of inanimate objects that include but are not limited to: lava lamps, Pringles cans, and bobble heads.

Girl 1: Ugh, I just can't seem to get any at all this month.

Girl 2: Why don't you just relieve some of that stress yourself? *winks*

Girl 1: I wish I could, but it's No Fingering February.

by zirak September 9, 2010

February 33

An imaginary day created by the Easter Bunny. There are so many great things about this day. Now, for one it's Februaury, which never goes past 29 days. Most months only go up to 31 days, so "32nd" would sound a bit more obvious. Something about 33rd makes it sound more like a real day. Think about it. If you heard a movie trailer that said "February 33rd" you wouldn't think twice about.

Wit' 'dis giant Easta' egg bomb, I'm-a blow ya' to 'de imaginary day of February 33, in which you'll be trapt' fo' all eternity.

Squeek.

by nickreaper September 3, 2012

February 4

All da short boys get to ask out any girl they want regardless of how tall the girl is

Person 1: Hey bro u should ask her out
Person 2: What why?
Person 1: It’s February 4
Person 2: Oh yeah!

by ElRhyno November 5, 2019

February 27

The 58th day of the year, which represents 15% of the year has passed gone.

-Hey what day is today?

— Lol. Today 15% of the year had passed.

- Wait IS IT FEBRUARY 27 ALREADY??!?!

by sapatona October 16, 2019

February 6th

Bob Marley's birthday.

I smoked 2 ounces of weed on February 6th for Bob Marley's birthday.

by nirvana1189 April 4, 2012

February 9

Who ever is born on this day is a natural fucking beast also all boys born on this day have huge dicks and girls born on this day are fucking Thicc

When’s you birthday

Oh it’s February 9

Oh shit how long

1 foot

by Shuckedgoose69 October 27, 2019

February 26th

February 26th is National beef day, a day in which you call your friends beef gorl or guy

Why, it's February 26th AKA National beef day ! You know what that means? Laraiia is a beef gorl, isn't that funny

by laraiia October 31, 2019