A sexual act between a woman and a man where the woman sits doggystyle in front of the men and he then lights the woman's pubic hair on fire. He then inhales the smoke through the woman's butthole.
by goduke34 August 21, 2011
Get the French Doobiemug. The fashion act of tucking only front of the shirt in the pants, as popularised (to the point of memetic mutation) by Tan France on Queer Eye reboot.
Look at them, they're wearing a patterned shirt and a french tuck now, this is a Tan France outfit if i saw one!
by thehawkeye June 25, 2018
Get the french tuckmug. Dude, Katie totally gave me a French Blumpkin the other day! My asshole never felt so good. Except I completely missed the toilet.
by Breen Brawn November 4, 2011
Get the French Blumpkinmug. The act of a male cumming and shitting in a girls hands as she rolls up the recently deposited wad into a ball. She then takes the ball and launches it at his cock as he tries to hit the ball with his cock.
Man I tried to get Cindy back by cumming and shitting in her hands but that biotch threw a french meatball at me, luckily I was able to hit it away with my cock!
by Brown Squared January 9, 2010
Get the French Meatballmug. The delicate art of gently cupping ones exposed scrotum and flaccid penis in ones hand so as to resemble the form of proud European dove nesting. Often used as a sign of affection towards one's significant other. Originates from the period of the French Revolution when poor peasants were unable to afford lavish gifts for their mistresses. A french dove was an honourable way to show ones affection.
by Alistair Spitze February 15, 2014
Get the french dovemug. n. A sexual device in the form of a type of condom containing a massaging accessory at the tip. Used for sexual pleasure. Used by those who play guitar and suck toes, and do both incredibly.
by Sophie & Julianna February 9, 2004
Get the French Ticklermug. 1) A slam dunk that displays ridiculous skills, artistry and elaborate body movement while in the air.
2) A slam dunk that causes embarrassment to an overmatched opponent.
2) A slam dunk that causes embarrassment to an overmatched opponent.
Man, that team was so bad. We got up by fifty and started serving French pastry...just to keep it interesting.
by Dr. Dunkenstein November 12, 2009
Get the French Pastrymug.