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Ass-Fracking

When anal sex causes a fart to escape around the pitcher's penis. As in the technique for drilling for natural gas.
The ass-fucking turned to ass-fracking when I hit the gas mother load and she farted all over my dick.
by ToneLoc LouDogg April 24, 2011
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Freaking awesome

a level of awesomnimity that resembles one's excitement to the extreme.
T: Did you see dat south park episode last night?
D: Yea man, it was freaking awesome how Cartman had da tourette's syndrom thingamajiggy.
by StBaPiLo March 17, 2008
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Fracking

v.

1. A process that results in the creation of fractures in rocks. The fracturing is done from a wellbore drilled into reservoir rock formations to increase the rate and ultimate recovery of oil and natural gas. Small scale operations are already taking place within farming communities.

2. The actual affect upon the environment from the extraction of gas from the ground as demonstrated in the documentary Gasland.

v. intr.

1. To be screwed over.
1.

An energy company has offered me $100, 000 to do some fracking in my backyard.

2.
Josh Fox's Gasland really shows how big energy companies are fracking both the environment and rural communities.

or,

(Person 1) "Did you hear about that fracking accident in Pennsylvania?"

(Person 2) "Yeah, that thing is really fracking all those poor farmers' drinking water."
by billybobboy May 11, 2011
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oh my freakin coloured pencils

something to say when you go to a private seventh day adventist school and you can't say "oh my god"
allie couldn't believe it so she said "oh my freakin coloured pencils!" (cause she saw some lying on the desk)...(true story, by the way...)
by Allie <3 September 7, 2008
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freaking book stand

A person, usually in the U.S. or Europe, who's purpose is to hold freaking books.
You are SUCH an awesome freaking book stand!
by Special Steve October 15, 2004
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Facking

Facking(fak-ing)(Verb)-A verb to describe the action of one person fake hacking usual done to impress friends or women usually done by making a simple html page that looks like a hacked page that you would normally see at a real hacked web site then typing in the website you want "hacked" in the address bar then taking a screen shot and then sending the screen shot to friends
"God,Dave is such a tool,he`s always Facking to impress chicks"
by Joshua Carey May 25, 2008
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freakin' rican

A Puerto Rican man with an extra large penis (8 inches or more).

Also "doin' the freakin' rican" is a slang term for vaginal penetration in which the penis is too big, or feels too big, for the vagina.

Origin: the commonly held belief that Puerto Rican men, on average, are very well endowed.
My papi is a freakin' rican. He's so big, I can only give him a hand job.
by slickbillie August 16, 2009
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