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Folding Chair

A type of zombie. A mentally awake and aware zombie with the ability to choose not to eat brains. These are the smartest and most dangerous of all zombies since they easily fit in with the normal human population. Often confused with cannibal human beings. These zombies can turn on someone just like a happy and friendly rottweiler turns and bites a child for no reason. The term folding chair comes from the cheap, low weight-limit, outdoor folding chairs that provide a welcome and relaxing seat. At anytime (usually when you least expect it) they break dropping you on the floor unexpectedly, injuring or killing you.
The folding chair collapsed and turned on his friend ferociously gnawing into the side of his skull.
by Zombie 27 August 14, 2018
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finding cum

A lot like finding nemo except with way more cum because nemo and dory are cum
by PhillipD33zNutZ April 11, 2019
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Packing founding fathers

I've been working for six months without a break. I'm going to the strip club to blow off some steam. Are you gonna have a good time, Tim?! Oh yea, I'm packing founding fathers. gotta get that paper, making money, get rich, rich, wealthy, money
by joecoolthefool August 8, 2015
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folding cake

Folding dat ass
Or

Folding dat asssss
I once got caught folding cake in Cambodia.
by big playa 97 June 21, 2016
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finding waldo

spanking the salami; like finding nemo, except with the whang.
"I can't talk right now! Lorn'sfinding Waldo in the middle of govt class and Foran's bout to get another grease spot on his head!"
by the lesbian March 8, 2004
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Folding Dishes

by Chia_3690 October 19, 2021
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flake finding

The act of finding dandruff flakes in different areas of your scalp using your nail
I didn't learn much in 4th grade because I was in the back of the room, flake finding for the most part
by catfight12 January 12, 2009
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